A carmel apple is when a couple is having anal sex and the penetrator, inside the butt of the penetratee, whirls around the object or body part used to penetrate until a large brown ball of 'carmel' is formed. This 'treat' is then fed to the penetratee.
by the DH December 7, 2004
Get the carmel applemug. A wonderful company that sells amazing products like Macs, iPods, and software. Products sold from Apple Computers are almost always stunning, fast, powerful, and rarely crash or cause other problems. Apple's main product, the Macintosh computer, is argueably the best computer in the world (specifically the G5). It runs on OS X, but is highly compatable, too. It is also equipped with a UNIX core, accessable through the Terminal. Basically it totally kicks microsoft's pathetic butt.
Jennifer- I bought a brand new iMac G5 and iPod Photo at Apple Computers, and i still cant get over how well they work!
Joe- oh really? i just bought a new PC at some dumb PC retailer and it really..... uhm.... sucks. yea.... it crashes alot and likes displaying the blue screen of death...
Joe- oh really? i just bought a new PC at some dumb PC retailer and it really..... uhm.... sucks. yea.... it crashes alot and likes displaying the blue screen of death...
by PitchBlackPony November 27, 2004
Get the Apple Computersmug. I bought a 17" Powerbook, its fuckin sweet. also: !x86 = good. The intel arch has had ugly hack after hack applied to it. WHich is why ELF is so difficult on x86. macppc is a nice clean arch.
by Nicholas July 6, 2003
Get the apple computermug. 1) adj. A bunch of crap; foolishness.
2) n. A person who is full of it, or has no clue as to what they are talking about.
2) n. A person who is full of it, or has no clue as to what they are talking about.
Person 1 - "What's this lecture about?"
Person 2 - *shrugs* "I dunno, sounds like a bunch of apple pie to me..."
Person 2 - *shrugs* "I dunno, sounds like a bunch of apple pie to me..."
by rZsquared March 1, 2011
Get the apple piemug. "apple is better because its apple" is often said by people who refuse to give any other phone brand a chance because its not apple. Sometimes this is false as with Samsung phones which have better UI and more customization options for a cheaper price. The myth that androids have bad cameras stems from the fact that android system UI is easier to make so the crappy no name phone brands use it and have bad cameras. so this is a false myth.
Chad: APPLE IS BETTER BECAUSE ITS APPLE!
Cameron:But it's not for several reasons.
Chad: IF YOU'RE POOR JUST SAY THAT!
Cameron:But it's not for several reasons.
Chad: IF YOU'RE POOR JUST SAY THAT!
by Leviathanboi14 June 11, 2021
Get the Apple is better because its applemug. The user of a company named Apple which has the goal to rob all the money from their users which have fallen into their complex trap.
Also, apple devices are mostly used as a status in front of other people.
Apple users are often, but not limited to, called "applefags".
Also, apple devices are mostly used as a status in front of other people.
Apple users are often, but not limited to, called "applefags".
"Yo Joe, look at my new iPhone 12 Pro Max Plus in Gold Edition! It just cost me 3599$!!!!"
"Man, Jamie, you are such an apple user."
"Man, Jamie, you are such an apple user."
by Gamesnic the applemf October 21, 2020
Get the apple usermug. synonymous with "deez nutz".
by George Pooney April 15, 2008
Get the deez applesmug.