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Jess

Jess is by far the most beautiful girl to walk the face of the planet. An angel sent from above. Perfectly imperfect. She is the girl of any mans dreams. She is indescribably gorgeous and the legality of her beauty is questionable. She is by far the fairest in the land. She is exceptionally punny and incredibly smart. She is extremely down to earth. So down to earth that she cannot accept compliments based on her beauty. She will reject and turn down any compliments that revolve around her. It is mind boggling to see how someone so special doesn't even know just how much they mean to people. She is poetry in a world still learning the alphabet. Her beauty is unfathomable and uncomprehending. The mere fact she turns the complintents down makes her even more attractive if that's even possible. So to summarize, Jessica is an Angel and a modern day princess and any man to be in her life should be extremely lucky.
Damn that guy is lucky

Why?

Nah, his girl is Jessica

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit man
by Hiiiigirl895 March 30, 2021
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jess

she is a beautiful sunflower that chases away the darkness. her smile lights up the entire room as she enters. she is the one woman that smites me with overwhelming desire... her scent is intoxicating, and can drive the average man wild!!!
if i could have but one woman for an entire lifetime, please god let it be jess !!5
by Kraven Moreheaad September 3, 2022
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Jesse

A Korean boy in middle school who loves Lana del Rey. Low key a soft boy and swiftie
Person one: you like Taylor swift?
Person two: low key I’m a Jesse
by 사전 January 24, 2024
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Jesse

Jesse is the guy you want to handle you. 😮 💨
by Bananacreampi2 April 23, 2023
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Beat a Jesse day

National Beat a Jesse day is held on the 13th of December every year. On this day you can beat up anyone named "Jesse" without any consequenses.
Did you know December 13th is National Beat a Jesse day?
by JoeBidens fans December 11, 2022
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jesse luck

When you have extremely bad jewish luck due to bad karma build up from Russian hackers.
"Wow did you just expose yourself? That's Jesse Luck!"
by indeluble77 November 24, 2016
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Jesse

This guy hates the cops and loves the hoes, he’s the type of guy to have sex and throw the condom at the cops after using it , known for his deep throat super powers he can get sucked and fucked out of any situation
by Scoopitypoop November 23, 2021
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