Goose poop

Farting semen out of your asshole.

She left a goose poop on my bed

by #Ihateithere March 11, 2022

Goose neckin

To stare at a car accident while slowing down to see it longer til you have past it and turning around to see it .

Police officer:Keep going don't need goose neckin,move along.

by Gimme a Reason September 27, 2017

Green Light Goose

the act of honking your car's horn at the car in front of your when they're caught snoozing when a stoplight turns green.

Ex 1: I green light goosed somebody so hard yesterday, they did a burn out!

Ex 2: Dude, green light goose that Toyota in front of you!

by Benito Romingez June 10, 2013

Goose

A term used when you make a mistake that normally on geese are capable of.

Boss: Who gave out my personal phone number?
Employee: It was me sir I totally goosed it all up.

by TrainingPlank June 24, 2022

Silky Goose

Freshly shaven man plums.

A bare-skinned scrotum stretched with a pair of testes.

You ready for your date tonight?
You know it. I got that money and she gonna love that silky goose I got for her!

Should I go out with a little downy fluff, or go full silky goose on a first date?

Patient- “Is there anything I need to do in preparation for my vasectomy?”
Doctor- “Don’t eat or drink anything after midnight. Don’t take any NSAIDs or blood thinners and if you could come in with a silky goose, that would save some time on the table.”

by Rocksmeltit May 6, 2024

Goose down soup

A chicken-based soup from Mexican restaurants that feels like a warm down jacket when you eat it. It’s hot and delicious, with vegetables, seasoning and home made chicken, something abuela would make and comfort you in the wintertime. The phrase arose in areas of Queens, NY, like Jackson Heights and Sunnyside, where Mexican culture has blended with American culture.

I had some goose down soup at El Gallo Negro and it was delicious!

by DLC1947 December 29, 2024

Clapping the Goose

To vigorously masturbate.

"I caught ol' Nick in their clapping the goose after hours in the employee bathroom."

by Goose-Grappler-27 January 18, 2019