twat on head

to hit someone over the head,

stupid person you hit thump slap fist on the head for doing something or nothing.

by Anonymous November 8, 2003

Squawk Twat

The female version of a cockblock or cockblocking.

1. A female who prevents a friend or associate from getting some action.

2. Any such attempt, by a woman, to prevent a friend or associate from getting some action.

1. So I was talking to this cute guy Tim at the bar, but my roommate was jealous, so she was acting like a squawk twat all night. Bitch!

2. Liz was getting pretty friendly with Andy last night at the, but Christina was trying to squawk twat the whole night. Too bad Andy's game was just too ballin'!

by bitchBgone April 7, 2010

twat scallops

infected razor bumps

the bitch had twat scallops from hell or a scalloped clam

by scallopman February 20, 2009

Twat- Waffled

When one's friend is so busy being sick in the shower that they fail to notice one entering the bathroom naked to have a piss.

"On a scale to sober to Twat- Waffled, how drunk were you last night>"

by giraffeostrichbanana April 14, 2015

tiddly twat

The definition of Ryan Short. Has a tendency to be a bitch, and is rapidly accused of lathering up with vagisil. Can be a bit sarcastic, but ultimately loves loose women.

Ryan Short is a little tiddly twat when it comes to drinkin beer.

by nignog2123 November 3, 2014

Twat Swater

When a guy blocks a guy from having sex they are called a cock blocker but when a girl blocks/ stops another girl from having sex they are called a twat swater.

Shauna: Hey heard you finally got into Tristans pants last night, Congrats!

Kayla: Almost but Lexy came in totally wasted and totally ruined it. She's such a twat swater!

Shauna: Bummer!

Kayla: Yeah

by K-Katastrophe January 10, 2011

Twitty-twat

A butchy, young-adult female that many people like to consider a heshe. She is rather large in size, and likes to wear tight bright pastel-colored pants that don't flatter her figure and make some people gag at the site. Can be seen, initially, as outgoing but after meeting her, most people quickly find her very annoying and try to avoid her at all cost. She often likes to be characterized as impulsively spontaneous, but most people consider her brainless and indecisive instead. She tends to act like an immature virgin, and is a one beer queer. Ultimately, a twitty-twat is considered very undesirable to males and females, alike. She also possesses many attributes like that of a twitty.

The twitty-twat wants to go to Las Vegas to start her career in prostitution.

Are you sure that twitty-twat is a female? Because she looks like an wretchedly ugly man to me.

by Ataxelationabley April 10, 2011