turtle fetish

When someone has a sexual arrousal to turtles.

“I want to shove my dick inside a turtle, I think I have a turtle fetish”

by Kinky Master 69 May 27, 2021

truttle1

a youtuber that creates content about old or esoteric programming language.

i watch truttle1

by cosmnik June 22, 2021

turtlegender

something a dumb kid called Fae identifies with that mocks the lgbtqia and other gender identities

A:have you heard fae is turtlegender
B:really? i want to kill that sand obsessed idiot who Lucas bullies rightfullyso

by arson2137 July 26, 2021

Turtled

To have a head put in your vagina and worn like a human hat

Did you hear that girl got turtled?

by iSnIPeEZz August 24, 2021

turtle market

When there's no excitement in the news and retail investors aren't buying the dips or crypto is in a slow moving trend in a bull market.

Everyone is just so bored with the news right now, Bitcoin is in a turtle market..

by DJ Jazzy Jim September 21, 2021

turtlechvzz

THE BEST IBF EVER<3333 the sweetest most kind fanpage!! a fp of charli ...... works really hard when i first met her her follower goal was 3k but she hit it already <33 deserves it smmm!!! shes very sweetest ibf you could wish for <3 and you could trust her with anything!! her name is Nele and she is using a cinema coloring!

someone:do you know turtlechvzz
me: ofc<3
(thats a bad example)

by veraddz October 28, 2021

Tattletail

A Christmas-themed horror game based on Furbies from 1998.
Desc in a nutshell: You are a naughty boi/gurl who decides to open their Christmas present 5 days before Christmas. What did your parents get you? A loud and obnoxious Furby that won't stop talking 24/7! Mama is angy, and wants to protecc her child, so she tells a creep ass story ("The children thought that Mama would never find then as long as she couldn't see them. Turn the Page. But Mama could still hear the children. The pitter-patter of their little feet lead Mama right to them. Turn the Page. Then Mama found the children, EVERY LAST ONE. And put them right back to bed"). After she finishes the story she tries to kill you. You must perform a ritual on Christmas Eve to banish her. "What happens on Christmas day?", you probably didn't ask? Welllll, you slowly open up your present while hearing ominous music annnndd BOOM! You open the box, and she jumps out of it and still kills you!

"NOOB YOU SHOULD'VE COLLECTED ALL THE EASTER EGGS"

Tattletail: Me Tattletai! Me LOOOOOOOOVE You!
Player: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Mama Tattletail: Mama's comin'!
Player: Well shit...

by TylerOfChaosYT February 24, 2022