Kid Truck

A woman who pumps out 3+ kids without a stable family environment. Typically each has a separate father, who may or may not be identified.

Man, that broad is nothing but a kid truck. She's been plowed more times than an Alaskan road.

by DaHolmes November 12, 2023

360 dump truck

a "360 dump truck" is a sex position.

I 360 dump trucked that ass last night!

by Memers June 14, 2010

Russian Monster Truck

The act of inserting one's entire head into another individuals anus before screaming as loud as possiblem, with goal of creating a sound - wave based, sensual experience.

SONIC: "Yo Eggggggman, nice booty."

DR. ROBOTNIK: "Lets see how much you REALLY love my cheeks, hedgehog!"

SONIC: "Alright! I'm gonna eat this entire Chili Dog, than wear you like a hat Doc!"

DR. ROBOTNIK: "At long last, after Sonic gives me a RUSSIAN MONSTER TRUCK, the seven chaos emeralds will finally be mine!

SONIC: "Here we go!"

by Flooperzz August 24, 2025

Momster truck

Oversized and unnecessary school run SUVs that are capable of going off-road but will never scale more than kerbs. Perfect for driving over unseen kids on bikes and lesser vehicles.

Sorry I'm late. Traffic was snarled up with the school run momster truck parade.

by Miscusername July 26, 2024

Fire truck shoulders

Very wide and defined shoulders that are thick and can stand out like a fire truck. Also know has Dump truck shoulders.

1: My bro has fire truck shoulders

2: “Did you see my jacked dump truck shoulders?”
“No i haven’t”

“We’ll look at them, i can barely fit in a door way!”

by Daddy big guns June 22, 2022

Truck Rider

Someone who talks tough at the truck but can’t handle riding the course

Dude he’s such a truck rider, he can’t even keep up with the kid’s on the kid’s course.

by TwoTwoRider March 26, 2022

Tonka Truck dick (T²d)

Tonka Truck dick (T²d) - Occurs when a male of questionable intellect Is wielding a dick that doesn't match the rest of his appearance profile in any number of varying degrees from a slight hunchback-ishly Quasi to an abnormal monstrosity of a wart-laden ax handle. Any obvious retardation of an individuals cognitive abilities disqualifies them from T²d as the underlying concept of the T²d phenomena is that the contrasting ratio between his appearance profile and whatever degree of T²d he has developed makes him borderline fuckable despite being quite ugly and/or dumb also. There is no single characteristic that can qualify or define any phallic member as T²d worthy however, when you see a T²d you know, without question or discussion that you've seen or are seeing a T²d.

Damn, I never thought I would see Sarah with a dude that ugly and dumb but, he must have a mean Tonka truck dick (T²d).

by Lil2high July 21, 2024