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Thomas Bradley Conner 

Thomas Bradley Conner is over 5 ft tall. His favorite thing todo is watch gay porn. He loves to spend long summer nights with his dark lover Darius Bethal in the hot tub listening to Kenny Cheasney. If you enjoy long afternoons at the race dreaming about large male organs, you are probably a Thomas Bradley Conner. I think of Thomas Bradley Conner every time i chug orange juice after brushing my teeth because im certain that he has the same taste in his mouth 24/7 because of all male sex he has had.
I am gay just like Thomas Bradley Conner.

Instead of making it rain in the club with money, i believe i shall pay them in.....GUM just like Thomas Bradley Conner.

My dogs butt itches, he must have caught something from Thomas Bradley Conner.
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Thomas Hepburn Community Academy 

Extremely low quality Academy located in Felling,England. Well known for decreasing ratings and taking in every chav in the estate.

Known to be run by Miss Lesley Craig.
"He goes to Thomas Hepburn Community Academy? That place is worse than Heworth!"

thomas stokes 

the biggest sore loser in the world, will throw a huge fit if loses and then blames it on someone else
Thomas Stokes is the biggest sore loser
thomas stokes by interhoe February 3, 2017

Thomas the Train 

Nerdy little half-Asian boy with a questionable sexual orientation. Often wears "tighty whites" in public and rides an orange bike. Is obsessed with his new iPhone gadget and is always hyped-up on caffeine.
"Last night in Buz's room, Thomas the Train was being way too twitchy. It must have been the caffeine again."
Thomas the Train by critterrrrr November 23, 2009

thomas mendoza 

a huge mangina! he like to live in cow dung and sometimes eat penisis for fun. its favorite sanck is titi milk, or he just goes to the farm and sucks on cows nipples. He likes to go up peoples asses especially dwaynes. Youll find him there once in a while or in clits, he like to drink cum and sucks his own mangina, and he said it would be cool if you could fuck yourself
thomas mendoza by sdfsadfgb March 3, 2009

Thomas Ried Martin 

The coolest HOTTEST kid with the BIGGEST schlong! treats a girl with all the respect a girl can get! will care for her like no one else!
Thomas Ried Martin by themandude December 12, 2010

Thomas Pridgen 

The best drummer in the world. He has played on many albums for many different artists. He is most recognized for his work in the band The Mars Volta and now his new band The Memorials.

He has a very radical style of playing consisting of super hard drumming, crazy fills and insane foot patterns.
Thomas Pridgen has come to fuck shit up!!!!!
Thomas Pridgen by theman!!!! July 3, 2011