Tits on bacon

Worthless, or good for anything. And object or item with no purpose or use.

"Fuckin Jeff! He's about as useful as tits on bacon!"

by El Hefe 13 January 6, 2016

Bin tits

Tits that sag more than 10cm but less than 30cm and have dinner plate sized ariolas.

Check out her bin tits, I wouldnt fuck her but id still blow the back of her throat out

Hey Gazza!, Check out them droopy bin tits!

No way, I'm not motorboating those in tits

by ox box January 18, 2016

cloth tit

It's basically having a feel while fully clothed. Usually the first 'sexual' experience (i.e. beyond holding hands or a kiss) which a young lad might hope to get.

According to Sid the Sexist whilst under hypnosis in a recent episode of Viz magazine: I've never done it with a real lass. I once gorra cloth tit off a lass at a party. But that's as far as I've gan.

by PaudyMac March 23, 2016

tit cruncher

A man (or woman) who usually bites on a woman's boob so hard it almost crunches in his mouth.

Susan had to have her left boob repaired thanks to her tit cruncher of a husband, rob.

by TitCruncher August 26, 2019

Rough Tits

When something sucks, or is unfortunate. Also used to describe when something is hard or difficult.

"Dude I broke my legs yesterday"
"Both of them? Rough tits man"

"Bro my teacher moved up our test, I haven't even studied"
"Duuude rough tits, I can't help you review I flunked that class"

by Colyat September 10, 2019

fuckin tit

Basically the word "lit" but tit

"That party was fuckin tit bro"

by Uwuwuwuuw October 4, 2019

Amber Tits

A fat whore with big tits, who thinks that she is sexy because she has big saggy tits with ugly fat belly, she shows her tits to online men to talk with them but when they see her ugly fat belly also then they block or ghost her

big boobs doesn't count if you're fat like Amber

Hey Amber Tits, Having big boobs because you're fat is like having a fast car because it's falling off a cliff

by Jameswits April 11, 2020