poached egg

n. When you put a soft boiled egg up somebody's ass, and then they are fucked in the ass until the egg breaks. The resulting eggy santorum must be felched.

I gave that fat bitch a poached egg for breakfast.

by gooberbeans May 11, 2011

yoni eggs

Yoni eggs refer to the process of stretching and strengthening the vagina muscles similar to kegel exercises. Chakrava.com first created the yoni eggs

Yoni eggs can help stretch and help the vagina and can be found at chakrava.com

by Yonicreation November 17, 2019

Egg Beater

When a woman has an abundance of cervical mucous, flings it on her husband's face and testicles, and he licks it off.

I am ovulating and want to give you an egg beater!

by The Popesicle February 17, 2008

eggs benedict

when you fry your nuts on a frying pan and then have a chick lick your wounds.

Damn, I fried the shit out of my nuts on that damn frying pan, but then that bitch licked them wounds for me. She motha fuckin eggs benedict my ass.

by bonesaw69 May 14, 2009

egg alert

When a co-worker will notify you by email or vocally alert you that another co-worker had crop dusted (farted while walking by) in the vicinity of your cubicle.

Attention everyone! EGG ALERT!

by Evil Eggs November 14, 2010

Eggs Benedict

Commonly referred to as semen.
Comes from spilled hollandaise sauce (from an eggs benedict dish) all over an IHOP server.

"Dude, this chick was giving me dome and I forgot to warn her. Eggs Benedict EVERYWHERE!"

by Spence D January 6, 2008

egg nog

Something a lot of people drink at christmas, but very few actually like it.

"Ok, dad, i got the three litres of egg nog again this year."
"Great, son, now put them in the landfill along with the the rest."

by TheBurninator December 11, 2003