Two Toke Mole

When someone who resembles a mole (physically or mentally), takes two tokes of a joint and starts coughing up their lungs.

Two Toke Mole: Man I got so stoned last night!
Person: Dude, you took two tokes and passed out...

by roleypoleymemleh June 14, 2013

Freddy two thumbs

Someone who is always using there thumbs texting on there phone

Did you see that guy?
Ya, he's definitely a Freddy two thumbs.

by kstan34 August 08, 2010

Two scroat goats

A Idiom used to express ones dissatisfaction with facing something that is inevitable. Short hand for the Metaphorical expression: (to be like) two scroat goats locked in a barn with nothing to do but bone.

Both the idiom and the metaphorical expression originated from the class of 2015 at a derp school near Atlanta,GA

Idiom:
White suburban kid#1: Ready for finals?
White suburban kid#2: No, I didn't study. Two scroat goats.

Metaphorical expression:
White suburban kid#1: Ready for finals?
White suburban kid#2: No, I didn't study.
White suburban kid#1: Gee, I guess you and that final are like two scroat goats locked in a barn with nothing to do but bone, huh.
White suburban kid#2: Indeed.

by cottagefrottage August 23, 2014

two bear mambo

Two strong adversaries engaged in a battle both will ultimately loose.

The senator realized he had no choice but to engage in the two bear mambo with his counterpart across the aisle.

by That’s what oasis February 13, 2018

Two Drank Skank

The female version of "The Two Beer Queer."

- a cheap date
"Abby has had two beers and is wasted... That my friends is a two drank skank!"

by Two Drank Skank May 11, 2015

Two flush and brush

The definitive good shit. A digestive transit of such healthy proportions that it requires two flushes and the application of the toilet brush to help it on its way.

"Good shit, Liz?"
"Two flush and brush, Phil. You'd best call the Lord Chamberlain to open the palace windows."

by chope May 22, 2009

Two-Fronts War

This primarily occurs only with males. The Two-Fronts War happens while standing to piss and your bowels begin to move in order to evacuate thus beginning the struggle to piss while not also shitting oneself.

I was at the urinal trying to piss when all of a sudden the Two-Fronts War broke out.

by Jrodddr September 28, 2018