Two-State Period

a medical condition you (🫵) have reached in every exam season where u constantly shift between two states

1. All your 💩 on your bed
2. All your 💩 on your table

This is a result of not giving a 💩 cause all u want to do is sleep (and watch tiktok) but u have to study so u do exactly that.

Characterized by

• Random papers on the floor that the patient was too lazy to throw away
• Messy bed that hasn't been made in weeks
• No organisation of whatever books and stuff they have anywhere
• Millions of pens that have run out of ink.

Treatment: Finish ur exams. (good luck!)

Anna has room likes she's reached her Exam Two-State Period. Her 💩 is everywhere!

by ltsam May 23, 2022

Two flush and brush

The definitive good shit. A digestive transit of such healthy proportions that it requires two flushes and the application of the toilet brush to help it on its way.

"Good shit, Liz?"
"Two flush and brush, Phil. You'd best call the Lord Chamberlain to open the palace windows."

by chope May 22, 2009

two bear mambo

Two strong adversaries engaged in a battle both will ultimately loose.

The senator realized he had no choice but to engage in the two bear mambo with his counterpart across the aisle.

by That’s what oasis February 13, 2018

Two hour tacos

A guy who eats two tacos in 2 hours usually named Gabriel

hey Gabriel what do you want

I want some Two hour tacos

by XOTWOD23 March 14, 2022

two dutch mugs

To be really wasted.

a sort of spoonerism: too much drugs

"what has he taken?"
"Two Dutch Mugs"


"Ah, man, driving this car would be easier if it wasn't for these Two Dutch Mugs"

by spikee-pixie April 16, 2009

Freddy two thumbs

Someone who is always using there thumbs texting on there phone

Did you see that guy?
Ya, he's definitely a Freddy two thumbs.

by kstan34 August 8, 2010

Two Squirrels and a Monkey

when you have two chicks sucking each one of your nuts and your howling like a monkey.

The RocKK "Yeah dude, he got them to do the "Two Squirrels and a Monkey" on him last night"

B-Dog: "Ahh LUCKY! So that explains why I heard Chuckles yelling last night..."

by Bdpballaaaa February 19, 2012