Top gun

Woman or man assumes the scorpion position ass in the air. After taking laxatives, an enema, or a long nite of drinking. Shits up into the air showering down all around. Called a top gun because alas she was inverted.

The bachelor party was lit as fuck till the hooker pulled a top gun. Don't think we'll get the deposit back on the room.

by Krunkstono May 15, 2018

Top notch

Perfect quality, without blemish or fault.

Have you seen Terry's new benz?
Oh my it's top notch.

by Em_ dtruth January 17, 2020

Top Fan

Being a top fan is nothing special. Since it can be obtainable by simply existing in a group and use Facebook as if you have nothing else to do. They often refer themselves as memelords. But really they are normies tagging their friends and suckling their own inflated ego.

Joe: wow, I became a Top Fan of Mike Hunts Waffles. Let's see the other Top Fans.

*Sees the other comments and promptly throws up*

by JunoPrime April 12, 2020

greedy top

Gay male term. Sexually, a gay guy who treats other guys the same way that the worst straight guys treat women, as objects whose pleasure is secondary. The kind of guy, who after receiving a blow job, asks if it were good for you. Basically, everyone's worst sexual partner.

Kieran's such a greedy top that he just got up and left after he came.

by attyrobert November 9, 2020

Platonic Top

That one friend that's always on top of everything, he always has plans prepared, always ready to go out, always the social one, typically more extroverted than you.

"Ask Richard for tonight's plans, the dudes the platonic top of this friendship, I let him handle everything."

by Azeban September 12, 2020

loaf top

When a middle aged man gets invited to a football party with a PBR keg and he shows up wearing his old 80's crop top jersey that shows off his "Keg Pack".

The middle aged man turns to Knudson and says, "Does this highschool crop-top jersey make me look like I have a loaf top?"

by Galetrail_matt September 19, 2020

crank top

When you have a tank top that is cropped to become a crop top, you are left with a cropped tank top. Hence the name, crank top.

Woah, that crank top makes you look really cute AND swole!

by karliskool October 22, 2020