Coffee Machine

My life support

“how are you still alive today?”

“coffee machine”

by Ash_Trash December 29, 2020

Grief/tragedy/sympathy machine

A machine that needs functional, cooperative parts to keep going.

If the coronavirus hype didn't keep going, people would begin to wake up. Therefore the grief/tragedy/sympathy machine keeps it going, keeps the misinformation spreading like wildfire.

by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020

Captain Machine

a bozo who has the IQ of a peanut and cant seal the deal.
He thinks hes a good wrestler but in the end hes just a lame ass bum who took steriods to win. Captain Stretchy is the real champ. I am not Captain Stretchy

Hey you just killed a cute kitty. Good one Captain Machine!

by Captain Midget May 14, 2006

take the machine

to look information up using a computer (for instance the internet)

I didn't know your address so I took the machine.

We need directions to the store. Can you take the machine?

Take the machine to find a map so we can find our way around Salzburg.

by Pajek April 27, 2006

net-machines

www.net-machines.com
The prime of the internet, and a catalyst for eliteness and knowledge. Feared by many, abused by some, respected by all. Unrivalled in verbal engagement, and unbeatable in the same respect. Truly the cream of modern day ownage. See elite, leet, ownage, pimp.

This do0d from NM totally destroyed my pathetic ass on eplanet last night, while completely obliterating me verbally !

by www.net-machines.com May 28, 2003

Long Island Washing Machine

When a girl is riding your dick and grabs the ceiling fan and spins.

“I told this bitch to sit and spin and she took it literally. I mean she really gave me a Long Island Washing Machine”

by asbesito May 4, 2023

Machinations

A collection of mechanical tools or systems orchestrated toward a singular goal

The ford factory machinations were taking more and more jobs every year.

by Wedy December 3, 2020