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road taco

when a well to do male decides that that while the girl is driving, she deserves a treat, so he decided to suprise her by eating her out as she drives.
Wow, I couldn't believe my boyfriend gave me road taco, but hey, it was great!
by iheartmytacooo November 22, 2004
mugGet the road tacomug.

taco yeast

The cheesy substance between 2 labias, that could possibly make a loaf of bread rise.
George Bush's taco yeast is some of the most potent in the western hemisphere.
by jynx $$$ May 26, 2009
mugGet the taco yeastmug.

cold taco

The vagina of a deceased female. Usually referred to when discussing the subject of necrophilia.
"I hit some cold taco at the cemetery last night, got a little muddy!"
"Whoa dude, didn't know you were into things besides cold sausage..."
by nixobeohs April 4, 2009
mugGet the cold tacomug.

Taco Bell

A sexual maneuver in which you shit inside a taco shaped vagina and then cum onto it so it looks like a ground beef taco with ranch. Eating is optional.
Guy 1: Dude, I gave that bitch a Taco Bell!
Guy 2: You're fucking nasty you Taco Belling whore!

Girl: Taco Bell me daddy!!!!
by Ground Beef June 6, 2016
mugGet the Taco Bellmug.

mega taco

A swollen female vag that protrudes through tight clothing - most likely because it is hungry; or, engorged with taco stuffing. Either way, it is similar to the female cameltoe but sligtly more frigtening.
mega taco + pants (optional) = hungry women
by douche-homo April 5, 2008
mugGet the mega tacomug.

taco pants

The super tight and stretchy leggings or pants, such a yoga pants, that have become popular as women's outerwear circa 2008.

The form fitting qualities of these pants outline and accentuate the vagina or "taco."
Guy: "Are you ready to head out?"

Girlfriend: "Yep."
Guy: "Why are you dressed like you're going to the gym?"

Girlfriend: "What are you talking about?"

Guy" "Are you really going to wear those taco pants to Applebees for half-priced appetizers?"
by Buckeye Fever October 6, 2011
mugGet the taco pantsmug.

El Taco

1.) a mispronunciation of "Al Quida"

2.) an evil piece of Mexican food, often with beef, cheese, sour cream, tomatoes, and lettuce, which is here to destroy us all
1.) "There has been a lot of fear recently of El Tac...Al Quida."

2.) "OH NO! HERE COMES THE TACO! EAT IT QUICKLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1!"
by DeWayne Mann May 20, 2003
mugGet the El Tacomug.

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