special

Michelle aka Chibgay

"*in ventrilo* Is it with 2 L's?"

"Wow, gay, you are special."

by brandon reighard November 7, 2007

special delivery

when your having sex with a pregant girl and her baby comes out!

yo so im having sex with a girl and she had a special delivery

by bvgfrevsdjbgfvhrej March 14, 2003

pork special

Analingus performed by or on a large woman.

Woman: "Do you want the pork special?"
Dan: "Uhh....yeah."

by The TECHer April 30, 2010

special goggles

1. Shit you use for going under the sea, as in deep sea or SCUBA diving.
2. Something a steampunk person wears, either on their face or hanging around their neck.
3. Those glasses that make you see funny.
4. Those other glasses that make you see funny. See "beer goggles" for more information.

1. After I touched the hypolimnion, I was glad that I had my special goggles on; my eyes didn't freeze!

2. I realized I needed special goggles when the shiny shit hit my new-fangled air spinning machine.

3. Are these fun house glasses, or just my special goggles?

4. Wow, you look awesome... must be because I'm wearing my special goggles.

by thefriennlyfarmer February 12, 2017

Simkin’s Special

When someone, usually a male, applies a large quantity of twisted tea inside the lady parts of a female in a fashion to where the body parts are used in the same manner as a cup; accordingly, the male then proceeds to slurp the twisted tea out leaving no drop behind and in the process pleasuring the women.

Blake: Aye, what did you give her?
Chris: Just a little Simkin’s Special.

by KurtSpilker69 March 27, 2022

Kirkland Special

Receiving an unexpected finger in your butthole when it pokes through Costco’s horrible toilet paper during a wipe job.

Gave myself the old Kirkland Special today when the chimichanga from last night wanted out.

by Last2Know January 19, 2023

The doug special

When smashing a girl from behind yell "Did sombody call Doug" then pull out and stand on a table and yell "dougy to the rescue" and smear a massive shit all over her chest saying "Dougy was here"

My missus was being a bitch last night so i gave her the doug special

by The doug man21 September 12, 2018