The Squidward Shuffle

doing a 360 then hitting someone with a clarinet.

Person A: Yo did you see what Dave did to John yesterday?
Person B: What?
Person A: He did the Squidward Shuffle to him!

by xXbootyslayer69Xx May 18, 2020

Five Knuckle Suckle Shuffle

Is a term used to describe a blow job given by mouth and hand which work together in perfect unison to procure a gigantic load from the lucky recipient,

So my buddy Jason was telling me his wife Andrea read a book a book about blowjobs and after doing so gave him the best Five Knuckle Suckle Shuffle he’s ever had. Hopefully this isn’t tactic she uses forward to manipulate him into getting Desquirtified.

by Tee Cee Deez September 12, 2020

The Jordan Shuffle

When a tall man walks heavily down the sidewalk, dragging his feet.

Jordan twisted his foot doing "The Jordan Shuffle".

by BeccaJean December 22, 2020

Herb Dean Shuffle

where you sprint up, wave your arm half between them, chest bump the aggressor, then pull back and bring your arms to your side and hands in the air like "who was that? Not me stopping the fight, keep moving guys"

Joe Rogan- "OOOAHHHHHHHHHH ITS OVER... NO ITS STILL GOING... OAAAHH HE HERB DEAN SHUFFLED THEM, THE FIGHTS STILL GOIN FOLKS"

by Mr. Marino November 14, 2021

The Caleb Shuffle

To cheat in a card game by poorly shuffling and adding desired cards to the top of the deck.

Caleb: Welp, that's a Glinthorn Buccaneer off the top deck. GG Boys.
Nick: Fuckin cheater did The Caleb Shuffle.
Andrew: He's been doing it for years...

by Salty Loser January 10, 2022

Churchy-B 5 Knuckle Shuffle

The art of bashing one’s bishop whilst using one’s knuckles as a clitoral stimulation.

He administered the Churchy-B 5 Knuckle Shuffle, and what followed is what can only be described as a monstrous frenzy of bum twitching orgasms. You’re welcome!

by Murphy the Minge Ninja January 26, 2022

Churchy-B 5 Knuckle Shuffle

The art of bashing one’s bishop whilst using one’s knuckles as clitoral stimulation.

He administered the Churchy-B 5 Knuckle Shuffle, and what followed is what can only be described as a monstrous frenzy of bum twitching orgasms.. you’re welcome!

by Murphy the Minge Ninja January 26, 2022