Sloppy Cookie Contest

When three or more male persons sit in a circle, and masterbate around a single cookie, while they attempt to orgasm onto it. The last one to ejaculate onto it has to eat the cookie.
Bob was the last one to orgasm during the sloppy cookie contest, so he had to eat the cookie.
by John W. April 04, 2006
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Sloppy Joe Stacker

Guy: I sure am sore after that sloppy joe stacker last night
by Pemis February 27, 2019
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reverse sloppy jalopy

When you’re giving your man fellatio and just before he cums, you pull it out and finish in your hand then slap him across the face with it.
My boyfriend was a dick to me last night so I gave him a reverse sloppy jalopy
by Kiss me quick August 04, 2019
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Sloppy Dog Sled

When a man is taking a girl from behind while that girl is eating out the asshole of another girl who is eating out the asshole of another girl and so on and so on for as long as the dog sled team is to be. It helps if the man has a whip.
I did a Sloppy Dog Sled with the Canadian national curling team last night!
by corhoreck the flatulant December 10, 2011
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big sloppy shoe

someone wearing the most hidious pair of chunky out of style shoes.
by Adriana October 22, 2004
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sloppy poppy

The act of sitting,squating, or standing over another being, and viciously releasing your bodily fluids more so common fecal matter over the entire body
The two females in two girls 1 cup visually performed sloppy poppy on one another.
by Payper View January 20, 2010
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sloppy donut dick

As originally said by Theo Stockman (aka The King of Fuck of American Idiot). Used to describe a penis that has attempted to have sexual intercourse with a dount.
Theo: You could even stick your dick in there... Sloppy donut dick!
by Dani Gallagher April 10, 2011
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