A “Boston coffee shop” is a sexual act where you toss donuts onto the erect penis of a professional athlete until you get one on. You get 6 tries. If you get one, you cuck him. If you miss all 6, he cucks you.
I can't wait to see if Tingus Pingus is at the store again today. If he's there I may ask him to try a Boston coffee shop.
by Dotdacuckluva May 1, 2025
Get the Boston Coffee Shopmug. A type of shopping cart race involving drag races that take place in a huge and large isle, or a huge straight area in the store.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 14, 2018
Get the Shop Dragmug. A conflict at a meat shop in Livingston concerning a dripping wet man covered in spoiled meat operating a ford vehicle carrying taliban weapon technology
by Barry1987 November 29, 2024
Get the Livingston meat shop incidentmug. A Shopping Trolley manifests when two individuals whom are attracted have no place to enact coitus. Thusly said relations find no residence, with the exception of awkwardly ending up in the public arena.
"I just moved back in with my parents and their housemate is always home. This shopping trolley is killing me."
by Paul L'astname March 9, 2013
Get the Shopping Trolleymug. by Levi killa November 23, 2022
Get the Shop Carmug. I went grope shopping with the girls the other day and got a cocktail dress for only two hands, no squeezing, 30 seconds!!!
by JrHoodRat December 31, 2023
Get the Grope Shoppingmug. If you were to escape the matrix, you should know the 3 rules of the shop.
- NO bag. ❌💼
- NO bike. 🙅🏻 ♂️🚲
- ONLY pay in twenties. ✅💵
Proceed with caution, as not everyone is ready to transform into their true Sigma male form.
- NO bag. ❌💼
- NO bike. 🙅🏻 ♂️🚲
- ONLY pay in twenties. ✅💵
Proceed with caution, as not everyone is ready to transform into their true Sigma male form.
by Professor Nicholas Bradley November 1, 2022
Get the The 3 Rules Of The Shopmug.