dirty ryan

a bad-ass with a fucked up mind ... and sex toys. better love him.

look at dirty ryan have at it

by corgi was here May 30, 2018

Jake Ryan

When you pick up a guy that is clearly hotter than you. From the movie, Sixteen Candles.

Girl 1: What happened to you last night?
Girl 2: I totally bagged myself a Jake Ryan!

by tokenblackkid July 28, 2007

Ryan Doyle

delicious, like a burrito from Chipotle.
cocky, in good reason.
humble, on rare occasion.
a future president of the united states.
one who honestly believes he is a bad-a.
sounds like cheesy reggae music.
a master at jeopardy.
one who falls easy and hard girls named amy.
posesses an amazing smile, and knowledge of over 100,000 movies.
one who stinks at winking, but excels at b-s.

Like:
Ferris Bueller
James Bond
Anthony Giddens
Christian Bale
Teddy Geiger
Shane West




"Gosh, could your cocky boyfriend be any more of a Ryan Doyle?"

"People like people who are like Obama, Bob Marley, Chuck Norris, or Ryan Doyle."

"Mmmm...This burrito is soooo Ryan Doyle."

"Whoa, now thats a Ryan Doyle smile."

by Amelia Airhart February 8, 2009

Wet Ryan

The aftermath of spooning gone wrong in which the girl pees on her boyfriend/fiance/husbands dick while sleep spooning in bed. Most likely caused by a drunken episode. In relation to a Hot Richard but far worse.

My girlfriend wet ryan'ed me so I had to backstroke to the guest bedroom.

by rainstorm1984 March 13, 2012

Ryan Cruz

17 year old from Wildomar that is in the running for the world's sexiest man alive. His abs are the role model for body builders. If he were to walk into a store without shoes and/or a shirt he would still get service. Cruz fought in the Vietnam War, Desert Storm, and served in Iraq for 2 years.

I heard Ryan Cruz tied in a kickboxing match with Chuck Norris.

by holocaustlol October 27, 2011

Ryan Johnson

Evil takes a human form in Ryan Johnson . Don't be fooled, because he may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, slut-faced ho-bag. But in reality, he is so much more than that.

Did you see Ryan Johnson basically grope that girl in class
yeah grody

by Turtle127359 February 22, 2019

Ryan's Mum

another word for dirty bitch

aaaah that girl is a Ryan's Mum

by bgirebgoewrgbes September 8, 2008