Pole Vault

(Noun, slang)

1. The strategic rebound maneuver where you use a temporary situationship as emotional scaffolding to clear the “I still miss her” bar.

2. A no-future fling deployed in a moment of desperation to prop up your confidence.

“Bro, be honest… you and Kayla?”

“Bro, chill. I wasn’t cuffing. That was a pole vault. I cleared the bar, but I’m still not healed.”

by Sleekowl February 10, 2026

Pole cat

Someone who doesn’t stop acting superior to everyone else. Constantly trying to cause issues for people. Unhappy with themselves due to being closeted.

You can’t out piss a pole cat. You mean Jett Stillwell?

by Olderbutwiser June 16, 2025

pole grabber

noun
1.
a total homosexual
"that dude is a massive pole grabber"
2.
a chick who cant stand but service every Johnson in a 50m radius
"watch out, she's a real pole grabber"

That pole grabber will suck your soul out.

by maxaine August 5, 2025

pole

slang name for a gun

i can’t wait to use my new pole on somebody pissing me off

by Poggrs August 18, 2025

Poled

Police mafia judgement where the person is "raped" with a police battering ram.

He's fucked, they poled him.

by Modern Women December 17, 2025

pokle

A long, slender stick used by skiers for balance, propulsion, and control while moving on snow. Called “pokey poles” because they poke the snow to aid navigation.

Example: “Don’t forget your pokle before we hit the slopes."

by mobsturtle December 19, 2025

Poble

POBLE (acronym, slang)Stands for "Poor Bitch Ass Mother Fuckers," referring to people from low-income backgrounds who can't keep up or fit in with wealthy or affluent crowds. Often used humorously or derogatorily to highlight class divides, economic struggles, or social awkwardness in mixed settings.

"Those POBLE in Canada can't even afford to buy winter tires. Let them walk in the cold"

by Dr Weasel January 19, 2026