picklemonkey

someone who goes to work, but does not work. they spend the day on forums and telling jokes.

i hired this kid, but he turned out to be a picklemonkey

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picky

Fussy about food, or selective with guys(girls) people, and stuff.

Please dont be picky on the bufett
She's so picky with guys !!!

picky by Said Derek January 4, 2005

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Hockey term describing when the offensive player pokes at the puck while it is resting between or around the goalie's legs.

Sidney Crosby pickle stabbed at the puck until it finally squeeked through the goalie's legs.

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What happens to the male reproductive organ after being not used for sexual intercourse for an extended period of time.

It's been like ten days since I've gotten any, my wiener is pickled hard.

Pickled Hard by Momma VC December 13, 2010

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When two women have slept with the same guy, they are Pickle Sisters. This is the female equivalent of Eskimo Brothers.

I'm so embarrassed--I just found out that I'm Pickle Sisters with the skank down the street!

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You slash your pee pee off and grind it into a curved spikey surface and then you stab your wife.

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Someone who always has to be right and is constantly correcting you

"That's wrong you fagot. The answer is 75" the nit picker said

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