by Saskiajolie December 17, 2019
Get the Patrick Shwavymug. St Patrick’s Day is a common festivity by the northern people of Djibouti. During these celebrations, males and females dress up in tradiitional green pitfits tailored specially by Patrick, the town’s local sex offender. Patrick then proceeds to piss on the males and females as a blessing for good harvest after the party. In the party, the men and women get together in pairs in their tribes’ tents and proceed with the ritual: the men fill up their mouths with green coloured water and begin to fill up their womens’ vagina with said water. After reaching overfilling, the men then have to sit on their partners’ faces and the women use their tongues to braid the mens’ ass hairs into beautiful patterns. After the braiding, Patrick has to approve the braids and cut them off the men, after which he sticks them to his balls as he is castrated and can’t grow hair on his balls. This celebration is used for good harvest in the coming months as Djibouti’s climate is dry and hard to grow crops in.
by Macbeth’s Middle Ball November 8, 2025
Get the St Patrick’s Daymug. Patrick is understanding, sweet, friendly, well mannered, and hilarious. Sometimes being such a good person, the people closest to him tend to hurt him. He trusts the ones he loves, and sometimes, they take advantage of Patrick. Although he’s been through quite a lot, his spirit remains high. When Patrick loves you, understand that he would NEVER hurt you. It’s not in him. He’s the most loyal person you’ll ever know. His love will embrace you with warmth and happiness. Hurting Patrick will only destroy you more than it will him. He’s a wonderful love maker and incredible at making breakfast. If Patrick is your friend, he’s your best friend. When you’re sad, find Patrick. He will heal your sadness. Patrick is stronger than he looks. He will protect you from any situation. Patrick will take a bullet for the ones he loves. Hold on to him forever. Treat him right and he’ll be everything you need and more. He’s the best type of person, and anyone is beyond lucky to have him.
“Damn bro… Patrick was my best friend and I ruined it. I’m an idiot…” “Yeah, man. You’ll regret it for the rest of your life.”
by Jeggingsandsocks May 28, 2022
Get the Patrickmug. The type of guy that could potentially be the fattest man alive, father most likely teaches baseball and has the same name, and most importantly jacks off like a jackhammer
by Yeszn April 6, 2019
Get the Patrickmug. The act of correcting your posture because someone next to you is doing it perfectly.
Patrick was rumored to be a dude with such impecable posture that you could see people around him straighten their backs and stand taller. Whenever this happens you can call it "The Patrick Effect".
Patrick was rumored to be a dude with such impecable posture that you could see people around him straighten their backs and stand taller. Whenever this happens you can call it "The Patrick Effect".
You see your friend straighten his back because someone next to him is sitting with perfect posture . You might say to him: «You just felt the power of "the Patrick Effect" dude»
by Idcortex August 5, 2017
Get the The Patrick Effectmug. The worlds best boyfriend! Has the most incredible smile and charming personality. Is one of the most inspiring people and deserves the world and more.
by TSlack September 2, 2021
Get the Ryan Patrick McDonoughmug. 1. (Verb) To snitch on someone, especially someone you personally know
2. (Noun) To be known as a snitch
2. (Noun) To be known as a snitch
1. John patricked on everyone in the group chat. Now we all have detention.
2. Don’t be a Patrick, don’t tell anyone else about this.
2. Don’t be a Patrick, don’t tell anyone else about this.
by CC214 May 10, 2018
Get the Patrickmug.