by Voodoo Shop Talk October 23, 2011
Get the Tamp Fire mug.When a man pisses at a urinal, and some of his pee ricochet off of the urinal and lands on his face. This usually only happens when a man's stream is very powerful, so that is why this earned the name returning fire. A man's stream is so powerful that the urinal has no other decision but to retaliate.
Me: Why is your face wet?
Friend: Because a urinal gave me some heavy return fire.
Me: Whats return fire?
Friend: When you piss at a urinal and it decides to return the favor.
Friend: Because a urinal gave me some heavy return fire.
Me: Whats return fire?
Friend: When you piss at a urinal and it decides to return the favor.
by IcomplainToTheInternet17 November 14, 2018
Get the Return fire mug.... is a mating act most often performed by caucasian male homo sapiens sapians of the 49th state in which they consume a large quantity of habañero or ghost pepper salsa and proceed to perform cunnilingus on a female of the species. (As read by David Attenborough)
by 49thStateBrewery November 26, 2018
Get the Goblet of Fire mug.When you put a cannon up a girls pussy or ass and fire a cannon ball out covered in cum making her cum more times then she has ever done in her life in one night but making her exploded in the process.
Friend : Yo dude i fucked the hell out of a girl last night making her cum 3 times
You: But dude did you use cannon fire
Friend: No
You: well it makes a girl cum more times in her life in one day then her whole life but making her exploded too
Friend: I'm trying that next
You: But dude did you use cannon fire
Friend: No
You: well it makes a girl cum more times in her life in one day then her whole life but making her exploded too
Friend: I'm trying that next
by Retard Mike December 5, 2018
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Get the fire alarm mug.A ring of fire is typically A shit that burns your asswhole as it comes out. It is a usual occurrence for western people after the consuming of spicy food. The ring of fire is a shit that is 100 degrees celcius ( give or take a few degrees). Many say that ' it feels like a carpet burn inside you asswhole'. A ring of fire commonly occurs after eating Taco Bell or going to a traditional Indian restaurant.
by Dr Shlock ma bum whole August 22, 2017
Get the Ring of fire mug.The act of grabbing your dick (like a fire hose nozzle) right before you’re about to cum and blowing your load into her nose (or her schnoz).
“Hey Becky, you okay?”
“I don’t know, Brad gave me a fire schnozzle last night and now my eyes burn and I think my brain might be pregnant...”
“I don’t know, Brad gave me a fire schnozzle last night and now my eyes burn and I think my brain might be pregnant...”
by Brokenhavarti January 3, 2019
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