McTard-muffin

1.A person who belives they understand the job at hand, however in reality, they have no idea. The usual McTard-muffin tries to convince others that they, are in fact, correct.

2. People who are incapable of accomplishing simple daily tasks

3. Can also be used to shoot someone down for any reason whatsoever.

1.Boss: It's gotta be done my way
Worker: but, dude, that doesnt work
Boss: Yes, it does. You see i graduated college, so i'm right.

Worker: dude, you're a McTard-muffin...

2. You sit down at work, only to realize you put your lunch on the seat.

3. Person 1: then i was like dude stop talkin shit or im gonna...

Person 2: dude stfu, you're a McTard-muffin. that didnt happen

by brendanbowenisamctardmuffin December 10, 2009

Muffin Squad

Our favorite Minecraft YouTuber group, featuring: Skeppy, a 14 year old ping spoofer, BadBoyHalo, a very sweet bald man with anger issues, and of course, A6d, our beloved french baguette. Wait, I forgot someone; Mr. Squeegy! He will always live on in our hearts. ♡
They deserve much love and support so go support them rn or die tmr.
Have you done it yet?

"Hey, have you heard of the Muffin Squad?"

by SkephaloRaptor05 August 23, 2019

egglish muffin

a muffin sandwich containing eggs with or without additional ingredients eg. ham, cheese, bacon.

cheese egglish muffin

by rrocket_man September 7, 2010

Puffy muffin

Puffy muffin: when frequent sex causes a girl's labias to swell.

I'd love to jam but you did me so hard last night that I have a puffy muffin.

by Brenda Staines August 26, 2016

Ciaran’s muffins

Ciaran’s muffins comes from a folk tale about a boy named Ciaran who made the shittest muffins physically possible and killed people by giving it to them. Ciaran’s muffins is a way to describe something that is terrible and awful

My god, that baby tasted like Ciaran’s muffins.

by Choud Boy April 2, 2019

horgan muffins

Someone who is a total dumb ass and has no idea what's going on. Most likely named Morgan

"I don't know what's going on"
"You're such a Horgan Muffins"

by HorganHater October 23, 2017

Gruffin-Muffin

While Gruff is a hater or group of haters, a gruffin-muffin is a delightful post fight reward. Also known as hate sex, post fight coitus, or an angry lay.

His favourite way to make up after a fight is to get some gruffin-muffin. /or/ The gruffin-muffin inevitably made them more cheersighted.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023