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White Monkey

1. A white person who gains easy social/economic status based on the color of their skin, while living in Asia.

2. A white person who defends the viewpoints/perspectives of the CCP, for some sweet cash.

3. White people spreading Chinese propaganda, whether intentionally or unwittingly.
Person 1: Bro, concentration camps are totally an American propaganda tactic.

Person 2: Are you a white monkey or a tankie?

Person 1: Well I'm not a communist.

Person 2: Then I guess you are a white monkey.
by cyberphunkisms November 23, 2020
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grundel monkey

The balls of excess toilet paper that hang from the short hairs of your grundel like a monkey.
Dude slow down I've got 3 lbs of grundel monkeys weighing me down.

Before prom I like to comb my grundel monkeys out.
by Tony Peters December 25, 2007
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spank the monkey

to masterbate; vigerously stroke your penis untill you reach climax or skeet all over the place
i spank the monkey every day until my fuckign dick peels
by the one and only whtie e-40 December 13, 2008
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dutch monkey

A select group of young men, typically between the ages of 15 and 25, who spend their days and nights in the endless pursuit of smoking blunt after blunt. Typical characteristics include posting up in cars, shotness, lack of money and an overall sense of worthlessness. These creatures can be found the world over, but particularly in New Haven, CT.
Seth is such a dutch monkey, this is his eigth blunt ride today.
by dtaft March 9, 2009
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Batch Monkey

(n.) Commonly used to describe disgruntiled business owners that are unaware of the procedures needed to be taken in order to get paid from a credit card terminal, software, or POS device...

Most people who are "Batch Monky's" tend to believe that if they pay a monthly fee to run credit cards, it's everyones else responsibility to make certain they get money in THEIR pockets.
-- "You guys have no idea how to do your job, I haven't gotten a deposit in 3 weeks!! WTF is wrong with you assholes. I WANT MY MONEY NOW!! I pay you guys every month, WHERE'S MY MONEY?!"

--"Well, sir/ma'am it's standard credit card processing procedure that you close your batch every evening after business, you're missing $34,596.94 as a deposit?! Simply close your batch!"

--"No one told me that I had to do that! Okay, I'll press the CLOSE BATCH button next time, THANKS... Goodbye"

--"Thank you for calling anyway...(click) you Batch Monkey Ass MothaFucka, do MY job. Heh!"
by ALKAIZER June 25, 2009
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wireframe monkey

A wannabe user experience designer without any design inspiration or interest. Will work for anyone, Will draw anything
Yo! did you see the new UX hire?
Who? That wireframe monkey?
by savageUX February 7, 2018
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Ebola Monkey

Fred did not show up to work because he partied all last night. Now we have to take on that slackers work load. What an Ebola Monkey.
by slacker7f39 July 26, 2009
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