mess

as in jizm, spunk, man-juice, custard, yogurt, any other I could invent given the time...

i've lost me mess all over me best chuff mag

by zac pro July 6, 2004

genetic mess

a person who is, a) inbred b)missing some sort of body part or c) ruins all family photos. this person can be found rooting around in any dumpster or landfill.the only job a fuckup like this can get is either a sideshow freak or sweeping up in the local Mcdonalds parking lot.

I cant beleive that genetic mess upstairs had the balls to cuss out my wife, i wonder if he sucks his mommas cock with that toothless mouth.

My brother is such a genetic mess we had to cut him out of the family photos so the dog would stop licking its ass.

by lil connor the anchor April 10, 2006

ponytail hot mess

flirty woman at a bar or club, sort of good looking, certainly do-able by guy standards, half in the bag and looking well spent, bouncing all over the place from table to table, with her hair in a ponytail waging like a dog's tail

Hey, look at the Ponytail Hot Mess at the bar trying to pick up on that guy (chuckles)

by gxg0703 August 29, 2009

sext message

when u recieve a text message that contains a sexual picture

i got a boner when i recieved a sext message from sarah

by awesomnessguy May 11, 2010

Hot Mess Trifecta

A female that possesses no attractive features at all what so ever.

A female that has a trifecta of ugly: ugly face, no boobs, and no ass.

Samantha Ronson is a hot mess trifecta

by honeybun2012 June 4, 2009

hot mess

A girl who needs some serious help. A broke-ass chick.

That Stephanie be a hot mess all the damn time!

by Jillilicious September 20, 2008

Messias

A bitch ass motherfucker , who is about to get his ass kicked by the 1 and only me.Fuck Messias

Messias is a motherfucker

by Lumingo hater December 5, 2003