March 13

Get in a bitch fight with the hoe of the school.
Hoe: walking in the hallway talking to 100 boys
Person: get’s in a bitch fight

Hoe: takes the L

Why: because it’s march 13 and nobody likes you
by hoosier_daddy March 09, 2023
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March 13

A day where I’m so CONFUSED BECAUSE OF THIS DANG TIME CHANGE!!!! AHH!!!!!!
But is a wonder lovely day to be yourself and SCREAM!!
I hate march 13 because if this dang time change
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March 13

On March 13th, like Mar10 day, it spells out Mar13 in reference to the Splatoon character named “Marie”.

On this day, you must play one Splatoon game featuring the character.
Person 1: Yo, man it’s March 13!
Person 2: Damn, already?
Person 1: Yeah, let’s play Splatoon 3.
by Catgamer1000 March 10, 2023
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March 3rd

March 3rd highlights the day Lexa Kom Trikru got killed by a stupid person after having sex with her soulmate.
Clexa/Lexa fan 1: The March 3rd belongs to Lexa, sorry I don't make the rules.
by liilheda March 03, 2020
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March 28th

The day that Jonesboro citizens celebrate the EF3’ anniversary! I’m a Jonesboro citizen myself and got hit. I know this may be personal-
Mom:remember our tornado storm that we got hit by?

Child 1:yep!

Mom:well it’s the anniversary!
Children:yay!
If you can’t understand. March 28th 2020 was a day when Jonesboro Arkansas was in RUINS. Turtle creek = gone,

Some places = gone,
Jones-bur-ol Are-can-sas if you can’t pronounce.
by Flying_Avocadoz March 17, 2021
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March 9

National make out with your bf/gf day!
Her: hey bae what’s today? Him: Its March 9, national make out with your bf/gf day!
by Kayla Diamond March 08, 2022
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March 9

March 9 the day you give ur spouse a hickey
March 9 do it or else your spouse dies don't tell mommy tho
by IfellinlovewithaEmogurl860 March 09, 2022
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