“Get Landoned”

When someone ask for advice/ideas/suggestions for anything in their life, but immediately disregards any ideas provided and states he/she already solved it 3 months ago.

A - “Hey do these flyers look good or should I change it?”
B - “One minor change is to the font, but that’s it”
A - “You big dumb fuck dawg, I shipped these flyers 3 months ago”

“Get Landoned” big dawg

by Mcsmitttty February 24, 2026

DEI Landing

DEI Landing is when a plane crashes or is in an accident while being flown by an unqualified pilot who only got the job because of skin color or gender.

Did you see that Delta DEI Landing in Toronto where the plane flipped upside down?

by WombCrusher February 18, 2025

Dirty Landon

When you shit in your hand and then use said shit as lubricant to jerk off your bro

Scala, you my bro and I love ya man. It’s time for you to enjoy a Dirty Landon!

by Sidecut March 24, 2025

Dirty Landon

Putting your penis into another man's mouth and then throat fuck him violently. Then Ben comes along and Cleveland steamers the two of u.

I got dirty landoned

by My P.p June 3, 2025

Scottish Landing

The act of taking a dump in a public or inconvenient place, particularly the middle of a street, as if claiming the land in the name of chaos and digestive urgency

“Bro, I had Taco Bell and no time. I had to make a Scottish Landing behind a parked Prius.”

by Tarantula23 July 28, 2025

False Landing

A landing after a jump that isn't completed successfully. This includes landing on one's knees, collapsing, stumbling, or being unable to complete a break step.

I’m counting that as a false landing, you landed on your feet first.

by anonthermus November 21, 2025

Blufor Landing

A crashing Helicopter in King of the hill on Arma 3 is known as a Blufor Landing

Enemy Vehicle Inbound bearing.... never mind Blufor Landing Cary on.

by Ander0sn November 26, 2025