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Playa....Playa...Jonath is a kind of a guy that likes to take love and use it all .when he gets bored he will leave without a word usually an asshole
by LilchicCa May 17, 2018
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Jonathan

A really easily triggered guy that eats dicks for dinner and his crush is Emily.
Jonathan:I'm fat
Isaku:yup, I'm always right
by JK_horse March 22, 2017
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Jointer

A movement of the bowel so large it dislocates the hips.
Wendy had to be taken from the restroom on a stretcher after her massive jointer. Ouch!
by Tom Landox November 28, 2006
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Jonathan Zavier

He's a cute, funny, sweet and nice guy. Very popular and has a lot of good friends. Loves music and people who listen to the same type. Usually a skate border that wears and has a lot of hats. Wears the coolest clothes and gets the cutest girls. Isn't very smart but smart in ways others won't understand. If you meet a Jonathan Zavier in your life, you are very lucky because he might be one of the best people you could meet, I have met one but I call him JZ for short.
did you see that guy?
yah.. thats Jonathan Zavier, why?
he is so hot, I wish I could get a guy like him.
by jzismylifeee November 30, 2011
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Jonathan

A really nice guy and really cares about people, but he has his downsides mostly being that he is extremely unattractive and girls absolutely hate him he is a complete dork who try's to make people laugh just by screaming and saying random words than pertain nothing to the situation he can also be a extreme jerk and it makes you question why you ever became friends with him.
Oh Jonathan. Yeah he's a nice guy but he has to many negatives to ever be liked
by Obsolete Mule October 22, 2017
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Jonathan

A Mexican dude who looks like a terrorist and is ugly as hell and stutters alot.He is terrible with girls and usually gets gay guys to fall for him because he looks like a queer.
Guy #1: Wassup Jonathan
Jonathan:STFU before I suicide bomb your whole family
by Sneakerhead bih March 26, 2018
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Jonathan

A person who always will lie to the person they know you like and make them like them .
But the only way this can be stopped is if you show the person you like how terrible Jonathan is.
by Laurance1601 July 17, 2018
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