French Horn

Brass instrument taken up by those who wish to continue their musical studies, but have failed at playing the trumpet, trombone, or anything else metallic with a mouthpiece. French horn players are the butt of most jokes in band class, though they usually admit that "they deserve it."

Also commonly referred to as "the trumpet's ugly little brother."
Kate: "I play the French horn, which is a bad instrument."
Mr. Lange: "That's right, Katie."
by Douglas J. January 06, 2006
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french tipping

The act of sticking the tip of ones tongue inside of your partners anus
This girl is such tease, French tipping me and never eating ass.
by JmeFinLynn June 27, 2017
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french window

When your doing a girl from behind, in front of a french window or doors, and you get a mate to carry on for you and you quickly get dressed and run round to the french window/door and wave to her
Me and John totaly stitched up sally last night, we gave her a french window, she went mental!
by jan69 March 08, 2008
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FRENCH BOXERS

Where a person's underwear has no enclosure over the genital area, allowing free access.
My brother loves to wear his French Boxers so he leave a mushroom print twice as fast. (see Saginasty ) My sister wears her french boxers on a date so she won't have to take her pants off.
by WCFON May 27, 2010
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French vanilla

When a man creampies the woman's vagina and proceeds to french kiss the resulting deliciousness.
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French Crueller

When you are doing a girl from behind and right as you are about to cum you dunk her head in hot coffee and ask "cream and sugar?"
Last night we were feeling like some ethnic food so after we eiffle tower'd your mom we stopped by Dunkin' Donuts and French Crueller'd her in the bathroom.
by Aaronlovesguys May 13, 2006
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French Tickler

by synku June 06, 2003
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