im dead for you

I love you so much it hurts- I'm dead. Whatever you did made me laugh or smile a LOT in appreciation for you.

Sister: *sends pic of her baby doing something cute and silly*
Me: OMG IM DEAD FOR YOU baby! I LOVE HER!

by Juniegirl709 September 15, 2023

Help im dieing inside

This is what you say when you have reached a terrible state of depression. Also what i am rn lol.

SEND HELP THE FBI ARE LOOKING FOR ME

Dave : Help im dieing inside
Mother : Why should i care
Dave : WAAAAAAAAA

by Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh December 14, 2023

im nigga

you understand that ur a nigga

tyrone: u nigga

you: im nigga

tyrone: yeah i said that

by neo_nuke420 March 3, 2024

ime

ime is the most annoying and stupid name in the world, i'd do anything to kill all the people with this name

Ime: what is the worst thing in the world?
someone smart: you. just you.

by beautyegirl May 9, 2020

IM Droppout

When an IM conversation stops not because one of the people has to go, but because one of the people doesn't write back anymore.

A: Hey, how's it going with Sarah?
B: I have a bad feeling, we just had our first IM droppout today..

by random_NN May 2, 2011

Im ngl

"I'm not going to LAST". This is used typically when camming or watching an erotic tiktok or instagram live and you realize that the you are about to bust a fat nut and will not be able to hold out any longer due to all the Edging you have been doing to the creator and/or their content. It is used as shorthand to quickly relay the message as typically it is typed with one hand (since the other hand is very busy) and usually written just before the sensation of cumming takes over the gooner's brain. It also allows for the Bator to announce that they have failed the JOI countdown by Nutting before the Mistress has instructed them to (before she reaches the count of 1).

Shorty Mac: I can never hold out for long when watching phat ass, big booty Annastayziaa's lives on IG. Once I start watching, I know Im ngl.

Shane Diesel: Same here bro, bubble butt PAWGs like her and MILFs like Liliane Sara Jay, just make me wanna cum so bad shiotsuki, I just know Im ngl.

by GermanGoon January 7, 2025

im 18 years old

you have gun,but not a fucking beer

Dad:Son,go to store,i need beer
Son:*arrives with Glock-19*,Dad you forgot,im 18 years old

by i tried to kill my self September 13, 2023