goober

Jasmine

Who is that? It's jasmine, a goober.

by Jake_ghoul_03 May 29, 2022

Goobawooba

When u take a big fat dumb

"bro did u take a goobawooba?????"

by Anymeowus June 3, 2022

Goober

The cringy male friend of a chick you're trying to fuck.
A Tinder girl will always include them in one of their photos so you know she's down with the boys.

You're going to have to pretend to like him and put up with his shitty jokes if you want in.
Usually, he wants her as badly as you do.

*swiping on tinder*
Guy "Damn, she fine. But who's this fella?"

Guy2"That's her boy bestie."

Guy"What a fucking Goober."

by CheekyBoi1298 June 3, 2022

Goobi

an autistic scat boi. One that demands other to shit on them during sex. A sad scat boi.

You are being a real goobi. Being a goobi is gross.

by laserfx80 June 3, 2022

Gooblonging

Slang that originated in Houston, Texas meaning you are goob

Damn she gooblonging fo sho

by Jayrels dad June 6, 2022

Goober

A persons action, body language etc. that said person considers it normal but among other people it is generally thought as weird.

That kid is a goober

Why is that goober playing dungeons and dragons he’s like 17

by Takes two to mango June 9, 2022

Goobie

A very chonky and nice cat. Often also referred too as a googoo

Goobie chuna!

by Plz kill me UwU June 12, 2022