ghost mom

A Mother who is not present in her children's lives but acts like she is.

A mom who physically can be present but doesn't parent or care for her children.

Joan says her mom is a ghost mom because she's never around to support her or care for her so they call her by her first name instead of mom.

by McEEK May 14, 2016

ghost poo

a poo that leaves no evidence of it's existence. No wiping required.

I did a ghost poo and i didnt' even need to wipe

by TheQueen111 May 25, 2016

Ghost Chills

Slang for goose bumps/cold chills

When I saw her photo, I got ghost chills because she was so fine!

by DaniBee80 August 29, 2016

sex with a ghost

Sex with a ghost is what SWAG stands for. It also is a song made by Teddy Hyde

Having Sex With A Ghost is really SWAG

by Despair_Queen August 31, 2021

ghost brothers

When two or more dudes have sex with an imaginary chick at the same time.

We were just eskimo brothers, but last night we threw Sally on the rotisserie and became ghost brothers.

by jday December 14, 2012

Ghost Dad

Referencing the Bill Cosby Movie. It refers to someone who is your friend but never answers emails or returns texts days or weeks later. They are your friend but no one ever see them. When you think they are gone they randomly appear or send you a text or email. when confronted they think they are always there.

John: Where is Phil? I don't know man he is has been Ghost dad for the last 2 months

by Vanfan August 25, 2013

Ghost stroke

Ghost stroke(s) are when you lay on your arm until it falls asleep, and then jerk off with that same arm.

“It feels like someone else is doing it when you ghost stroke.”

by Pseudonah October 1, 2018