guy -1

guy -1, the forgotten one.

guy 1: does anybody?... help...
guy -1: hello there, how does it feel to be lost and forgotten?

by guywithaspoon February 8, 2022

Family Guy

A cartoon that was awesome. Especially the early seasons where Peter was still retarded, but didn't act all childish, Brian was the voice of reason for Peter instead of a liberal douche, Stewie being evil and wanting to kill Lois, Cleveland was around, and Lois wasn't a terrible mother.

Person 1: Wanna watch some Family Guy?

Person 2: If you're talking the earlier seasons, for sure!

by Maya Butreeks May 13, 2021

Internet Guy

A guy who it seems impossible, that he has a life in the outside world.

"I swear does Justin Bieber ever stop posting on Facebook. It's like he all he does in life is post memes and selfies."
Selena Gomez- " He's the definition of Internet guy. He just lives out his life on the Internet."

by myer May 25, 2016

Blue guy

A man that uses viagra (viagra is blue)

I'm not a blue guy I can get it up for the ladies

by Hornyvonhormmiester August 20, 2017

guy flash

When a guy sweats profusely around other guys he finds attractive. He does not have to sweat due to the heat, but due to the hotness of the guy(s) in his presence.

Is it full of hot guys in here or is it just me?
Calm down, you're just having a guy flash.

by Dagrownman July 31, 2019

The "Nice Guy"

A drink, blackfly sour raspberry, Smirnoff ice, and fruit loops. Named because it starts off really sweet, but quickly becomes terrible.

Inspired by a game of king's cup where they finally didn't put fucking condiments in.

Damn this drink is amazing, what's it called?

The "Nice Guy", bottoms up, it won't be nice for long.

by Takeq May 28, 2020

Going guy

When you have a fit of rage like that one guy.

That man was going guy on his wife.

by Guy2019 August 30, 2019