head full of lettuce

Having a head full of lettuce - to be extremely stoned.

"Dale, you can't smoke up before you shift!"

"It's cool, nothing makes me enjoy physical labor more than head full of lettuce."

by comeonbabylightmyfire April 9, 2013

The Full Rush Limbaugh

The Full Rush Limbaugh is a sexual position, typically in "Canine Fashion" in which the dominant party is adorned with a hyper-realistic mask of an African Bush Elephant (Loxodonta africana), as well as a spandex and/or latex leotard, styled with the flag of the United States of America. The submissive party will promptly sing "America the Beautiful" during intercourse.

"Hey dude, I was over at Cindy's house the other day when her parents were at work; I gave her the Full Rush Limbaugh."

"No Mr. Garrison, I will not give you The Full Rush Limbaugh."

"Speedy Gonzales received The Full Rush Limbaugh from Judy Garland."

by Billy_You're_A_Chocoate_Sailor July 18, 2014

Full Uncle Ellis

To do the fullest of sends with utmost aggression

"Damn dude you went full Uncle Ellis on that traffic cone dude"

by Jax Snax June 6, 2019

Full Body Smegma

An unfortunately common skin condition possessed by friends or roommates who, despite all their efforts of cleaning (if any), always smell fucking horrible. Their bedsheets are worryingly discolored yellow as a result of their nasty, cheese covered skin constantly being in contact with it, which in turn creates a reluctance for you to touch them. Like a boisterous drunk, a person suffering from Full Body Smegma makes their presence instantly known, but rather than being obnoxiously rude and loud, they bring a stench so gut punching that if you tried to breathe through your mouth to avoid the stench, you'd probably throw up instead.

Guy 1: "Dude, my roommate always smells like ass, he's nasty."
Guy 2: "If his skin's kinda greasy he probably has Full Body Smegma."
Guy 1: "You mean he has dick cheese all over his body?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, pretty much."

by Sang-froid April 21, 2018

full moon tomahawk

When one sleeps with one's thumb up one's own butthole.

Bro i got such good sleep last night with that full moon tomahawk technique you recommended!

by TreeDogg June 14, 2017

full marching band

When someone is farting a lot and their farts are all different pitches, it sounds like a full marching band.

"Man, you really have the full marching band going today!"

by fat owlbert April 23, 2016

Pocket full of change

When your boss makes 6 figures But gives you a hand full of coins to pay for their lunch

"What this rich bitch doin with a pocket full of change?"

by Sheep1081 April 24, 2016