by Sheep1081 April 24, 2016
Get the Pocket full of change mug.An unfortunately common skin condition possessed by friends or roommates who, despite all their efforts of cleaning (if any), always smell fucking horrible. Their bedsheets are worryingly discolored yellow as a result of their nasty, cheese covered skin constantly being in contact with it, which in turn creates a reluctance for you to touch them. Like a boisterous drunk, a person suffering from Full Body Smegma makes their presence instantly known, but rather than being obnoxiously rude and loud, they bring a stench so gut punching that if you tried to breathe through your mouth to avoid the stench, you'd probably throw up instead.
Guy 1: "Dude, my roommate always smells like ass, he's nasty."
Guy 2: "If his skin's kinda greasy he probably has Full Body Smegma."
Guy 1: "You mean he has dick cheese all over his body?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, pretty much."
Guy 2: "If his skin's kinda greasy he probably has Full Body Smegma."
Guy 1: "You mean he has dick cheese all over his body?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, pretty much."
by Sang-froid April 21, 2018
Get the Full Body Smegma mug.A nice kid friendly way of saying "shut the fuck up" Basically you need to shut the fuck up because your being an annoying bitch and you need to leave
"Hi mom just came back from school whatcha doin'?"
"Nothing really."
"You have been fucking our neighbor"
"shut the full cup"
"Nothing really."
"You have been fucking our neighbor"
"shut the full cup"
by PredaPerfectly January 13, 2017
Get the shut the full cup mug.To perform sexual intercourse with an extraordinary loose (and moist) vagina, mimicking the auditory experience of penetrating a jar of mayonnaise.
by pete the partyhog February 8, 2019
Get the go full mayonnaise mug.The Full Rush Limbaugh is a sexual position, typically in "Canine Fashion" in which the dominant party is adorned with a hyper-realistic mask of an African Bush Elephant (Loxodonta africana), as well as a spandex and/or latex leotard, styled with the flag of the United States of America. The submissive party will promptly sing "America the Beautiful" during intercourse.
"Hey dude, I was over at Cindy's house the other day when her parents were at work; I gave her the Full Rush Limbaugh."
"No Mr. Garrison, I will not give you The Full Rush Limbaugh."
"Speedy Gonzales received The Full Rush Limbaugh from Judy Garland."
"No Mr. Garrison, I will not give you The Full Rush Limbaugh."
"Speedy Gonzales received The Full Rush Limbaugh from Judy Garland."
by Billy_You're_A_Chocoate_Sailor July 18, 2014
Get the The Full Rush Limbaugh mug.1. Spending a good chunk of change on the purchase of a premium product or products when something lesser would serve just as well.
2. Purchasing a few similar premium products, such as 3 or 4 mics or SSD's, in order to check them out, to satisfy a curiosity about the minor differences.
3. Any so-called extravagant purchase which brings pleasure to the mind and pain to the wallet.
4. Anything done to the max!
2. Purchasing a few similar premium products, such as 3 or 4 mics or SSD's, in order to check them out, to satisfy a curiosity about the minor differences.
3. Any so-called extravagant purchase which brings pleasure to the mind and pain to the wallet.
4. Anything done to the max!
Bob: Whoa! Is that the new computer? You built that?? That thing's a beast!!
Joe: Ya dude, I really went the Full Fo-Shay on this one. I bought an i7-2600K CPU, 32GB of CAS 7 RAM, an EVGA GeForce GTX 580 graphics card, two OCZ-VERTEX3 MI SSDs so I can run 'em in RAID 0, of course, and a fanless Corsair 80 PLUS Platinum PSU. I stuck all that on a GIGABYTE G1.SNIPER2 LGA 1155 Intel Z68 mobo, then stuck that in a LIAN LI PC-X2000F Black Aluminum ATX Full Tower case.
Bob: Ha! I see you spared no expense. Hey, what's that over there? Is that another computer??
Joe: Oh, that's just the AMD equivalent of this one. I'm not really sure what I'll use if for, if anything. I only built it so I could A/B the current top-of-the-line AMD against top-of-the-line Intel.
Bob: Man, I so love hanging with you. Only problem is, now I’ll have to figure out how to explain to my wife all the new parts you've inspired me to buy. She's gonna flip.
Joe: Buy her an iPad at the same time and she won't even notice.
Joe: Ya dude, I really went the Full Fo-Shay on this one. I bought an i7-2600K CPU, 32GB of CAS 7 RAM, an EVGA GeForce GTX 580 graphics card, two OCZ-VERTEX3 MI SSDs so I can run 'em in RAID 0, of course, and a fanless Corsair 80 PLUS Platinum PSU. I stuck all that on a GIGABYTE G1.SNIPER2 LGA 1155 Intel Z68 mobo, then stuck that in a LIAN LI PC-X2000F Black Aluminum ATX Full Tower case.
Bob: Ha! I see you spared no expense. Hey, what's that over there? Is that another computer??
Joe: Oh, that's just the AMD equivalent of this one. I'm not really sure what I'll use if for, if anything. I only built it so I could A/B the current top-of-the-line AMD against top-of-the-line Intel.
Bob: Man, I so love hanging with you. Only problem is, now I’ll have to figure out how to explain to my wife all the new parts you've inspired me to buy. She's gonna flip.
Joe: Buy her an iPad at the same time and she won't even notice.
by random rich October 19, 2011
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"It's cool, nothing makes me enjoy physical labor more than head full of lettuce."
"It's cool, nothing makes me enjoy physical labor more than head full of lettuce."
by comeonbabylightmyfire April 9, 2013
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