go full mayonnaise

To perform sexual intercourse with an extraordinary loose (and moist) vagina, mimicking the auditory experience of penetrating a jar of mayonnaise.

Today I'll go full mayonnaise. My wife gave birth the other day.

by pete the partyhog February 8, 2019

Pocket full of change

When your boss makes 6 figures But gives you a hand full of coins to pay for their lunch

"What this rich bitch doin with a pocket full of change?"

by Sheep1081 April 24, 2016

Full House Syndrome

The feeling of being disappointed while re-watching a movie or TV show from one's childhood.

watching the double dragon movie. noooot as good as i remember it. i think @selectmatt calls that the 'full house syndrome'.

by selectmatt May 15, 2009

shut the full cup

A nice kid friendly way of saying "shut the fuck up" Basically you need to shut the fuck up because your being an annoying bitch and you need to leave

"Hi mom just came back from school whatcha doin'?"
"Nothing really."
"You have been fucking our neighbor"
"shut the full cup"

by PredaPerfectly January 13, 2017

The Full Rush Limbaugh

The Full Rush Limbaugh is a sexual position, typically in "Canine Fashion" in which the dominant party is adorned with a hyper-realistic mask of an African Bush Elephant (Loxodonta africana), as well as a spandex and/or latex leotard, styled with the flag of the United States of America. The submissive party will promptly sing "America the Beautiful" during intercourse.

"Hey dude, I was over at Cindy's house the other day when her parents were at work; I gave her the Full Rush Limbaugh."

"No Mr. Garrison, I will not give you The Full Rush Limbaugh."

"Speedy Gonzales received The Full Rush Limbaugh from Judy Garland."

by Billy_You're_A_Chocoate_Sailor July 18, 2014

To go full Gosling

To fall in love with a woman who does not physically exist. Most commonly an AI chatbot. This in reference to Ryan Gosling's character K in Bladerunner 2049

"Remember that AI chatbot I spend hours and hours talking to? I think I have romantic feelings for it now. I think I'm going to go full Gosling."

by A55TUR0 October 19, 2022

full moon tomahawk

When one sleeps with one's thumb up one's own butthole.

Bro i got such good sleep last night with that full moon tomahawk technique you recommended!

by TreeDogg June 14, 2017