Black Friday 

The friday immediately following thanksgiving. Some spots can be hellish, like Target, Walmart, Walmart, Kohls, or any other major store chain. Some people get this idea of camping out in their car in a store parking lot so they can be the first into the store when opens pathetically early like 4am or so. It's not too weird to hear to ladies fighting over a toy.

I just watched these two women fighting over a copy of a stupid video game during the black friday sale

Black Friday by DyingDeath November 26, 2009

uptown friday 

After fisting a guy/girl in the ass you pull your hand out and wipe it down their chest like a tie.

After fisting him he reached up and wiped his hand down his chest therfore looking like he was wearing a tie and ready to go uptown on a friday night and that's an "uptown friday"

uptown friday by prettykittykat March 6, 2010

Foreskin Friday 

The national weekly holiday dedicated to the consumption of

Ｕｎｗａｓｈｅｄ ｆｏｒｅｓｋｉｎ

We all gather around the tree of many etnicities scabs and sing songs to Nat clause, the "Santa" of the holiday. He then pays everyone back with a bottle of gatorade with ice cubes made by his own spit

Holy crap bro, Foreskin Friday is next week and we didnt prepare!?

Foreskin Friday by IssaMysteryy March 5, 2019

Brack Friday Bunduru 

To take a nasty shit, or to take a long shit.

I'll be right back I have to take a Black Friday Bunduru.
Dude I dropped the biggest Brack Friday Bunduru last night.
Hey wheres your toilet, because I have to drop a Brack Friday Bunduru.

Brack Friday Bunduru by Brackthursdayunduru November 29, 2013

tank top friday

The most gay holiday that could ever be created.
Also, any person that is stupid enough to celebrate this holiday should be segregated from everyone else, because this holiday can be known to cause gayness in others around you

"Hey, you heard about those gay kids from Harbor?"
"Oh yeah,I heard they celebrated Tank Top Friday last week

tank top friday by I love Chode May 23, 2008

Pre-Friday 

A Friday in which you are required to work on the next day, Saturday; ruining your entire weekend.

Peter: Did you hear, we are wroking on Saurday this week.

Michael: I know, tomorrow is a Pre-Friday, instead of a regular Friday.

Pre-Friday by CheeeeseDizzle December 11, 2010

faux Friday 

n. A day when one can celebrate the weekend early on a Thursday because he or she has a day off from school or work on Friday.

We don't have school tomorrow because of an in-service day. Yay for faux Fridays!

faux Friday by Kat90 February 28, 2009