flapping beautiful

Having beautiful flaps - also know as the lips of the vagina (actually it's the vulva and the outer lips are the labia but let's not further confuse one of the greatly misunderstood naughty bits).

-Girl, you're so flapping beautiful.
-What??
-Them flaps, flawless.

by PeteyPeter March 31, 2015

Mat flap

When you slam your girl onto a mat/carpet and have sex with her.

Dude I just pure mat flap her and her booty shook.

by Nabrap July 04, 2017

dick-flapping

A man having more than one sexual partner while he is married with a family.

Tiger Woods' wife got a huge divorce settlement and she deserved every penny after all of his dick-flapping.

by grill buddy July 03, 2010

Flap Getter

A Person who gets all the flap.

John: 'Hey baby, how about we go back to my place and do it?'

Jennifer: 'Sure hun'

Sam: 'Oh man, that guy is such a flap getter. He gets all the flap'

by JohnFlaps October 19, 2013

flap flick

The opposite to flicking a man's genitalia, flap flicking occurs when you flick the female genitalia with your fingers.

"My woman flicked me in the balls so I gave her a flap flick on her cunt!"

by Cooper GG February 13, 2016

pissing my flaps

when u piss so hard ur vag flaps like a fish out of water

damn i haven’t peed all day; when i get home i’m gonna be pissing my flaps

by shaftyB September 16, 2022

Elephant-flaps

The haggard condition of ones flaps after child birth.

"after my 7th child was born the Miss's had elephant-flaps"

by Max Guy September 10, 2007