Slippery Wet Floor

When a person tries to relieve themselves by masturbating before 12 PM, but end up ejaculating on the floor, and promptly slip on it, causing some to get in the person's mouth.

Person 1: Man I just had such a bad morning, I tried to pop a rasclart and ended up doing a Slippery Wet Floor.
Person 2: That sucks!

by Morbius number 2 June 13, 2022

Ignore it and Floor it

When the haters tell you to slow down, just keep drinking

Donut Dowling was being told he was getting too drunk. So he thought to himself, "Ignore it and floor it," He later shit his pants and barfed in a sink.

by GrandyPants September 28, 2022

Firestone C Floor Mardi Gras Parade

A sex move. To perform it, gather some of your closest friends and lovers, and make your way down to the C floor of Firestone Library. Stand in a line, ass-to-crotch, and close the stacks until the whole gang is wedged firmly in between, akin to human centipede. Begin coitus.

Serves 8-18.

Oh man, I love doing the Firestone C Floor Mardi Gras Parade! I went with Charlie, Summer, Burt, Sammy, Violet, Noah, and Chester last night, and we had a great time.

by the_rattler September 30, 2022

On the floor

A place of which anything can be place, on the floor.

Do you know where the dictionary is? On the floor.

by Chrisler_ October 4, 2022

When shit hit the floor

As in Putin descending on his coccyx and soiling his pants

putin-reportedly-took-a-big-fall-as-speculation-over-worsening-health-grows. When shit hit the floor

by statinguard December 3, 2022

That's So Floor

something that is so bare minimum it is practically on the floor.

G: I could always take her to Mcdonald's.

L: That's so floor

by Yourfaveyodle February 6, 2023

core on the floor

noun Used to describe a situation when there's been a nuclear meltdown at a power generating facility. Derives from the state where the reactor core has fallen out of its protective shell (a critical situation).
It's a variation on the urban term four-on-the-floor.

Last we heard (and still being blacklisted by the international mass media), Fukushima was still going core on the floor.

by rick_kcir April 18, 2023