five finger anal death punch

Where you jab your hand up someone else's ass, but then, quickly forming your hand into a fist before it hits the anus. The resulting impact kills the person instantly. Ideal for a KO move.
Inspired by the term "anal death punch" and the band "Five Finger Death Punch" (an amalgamation of each phrase).

*InsertNameHere* gives person B a five finger anal death punch. B drops dead almost immediately.

by jedarus May 19, 2009

itchy finger

Meaning you really want to hit someone so your finger inches to slap someone like in romeo and juliet.

or in more current times an itchy finger is saying i want to pull the trigger on this gun and kill someone.

Storti: give me the drugs

Griffith: nahh not till you give me the money

Storti: hey bitch i gotta itchy finger for blood right now so just give me my shit.

by womantor June 1, 2009

finger

The thing(s) on the end of your hand(s).

I'm not gonna finger you with this finger.

by Carlito October 6, 2004

Finger Monkey

1. An adorable monkey that is small enough to hug a human finger.

2. When you finger someone's asshole and come out with shit attached to your finger.

1. A finger monkey? I need to was my hands.

2. A finger monkey! Awesome!

by bru's clues May 22, 2011

fingerbiters

Rabbits or pet rodents, particularly attention-loving or excitable ones. Although it is well known that rabbits only bite the wicked.

I like to pet the fuzzy little fingerbiters.

by TreeWeezel April 6, 2011

five fingered shuffle

To masturbate; have a wank

My mum came in and caught me doing the five fingered shuffle

by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004

three-fingered Egyptian

Pushing three fingers into a girl's camel toe, forcing her panties up her cunt.

"See that camel toe?"
"Yeah, I'd like to give her the three-fingered Egyptian

by bobpoppy April 9, 2008