fart yard

the safe distance you place yourself from others after you fart so no one thinks it's you who farted.

also a way to tell someone that you are very close to their destination

"dude i am literally a fart yard from you..hang tight, i'll be right there..."

by dbswir March 10, 2016

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yolo fart

The act of not knowing if your fart will be just a fart or a little shit and you say yolo and take a go at it

God damn I feel a yolo fart coming in fuck it yolo

by JaaadFurr November 28, 2013

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fart cancelling

Like noise cancelling, fart cancelling can be performed by cancelling a fart with another fart at the right time. Failing to do so can increase the power of the first fart.

"Yow, who let out this huge fart?"
"Don't worry. I have fart cancelling integrated in my body"

by William shitespeare October 4, 2023

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fart cry

The act of laughing historically which causes you to poop a little

I was laughing so hard I had a fart cry.

by Mjsmalls August 15, 2017

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bussy fart

someone who farts with their bussy (aka boy pussy)

GUYS OMG I JUST DID A LITTLE BUSSY FART XD

by big poopy guy aka big guy dick June 24, 2021

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Disguising of one's glorious flatulence by releasing a'SBD' (silent but deadly) after another releases gas and openly admits to the act - in this event the first to fart will unknowingly smell, and enjoy (believing it was their sent), your fart and possibly even be egotistically proud of the vigor of the second party's flatulence.

Uses:
1. Ambush: convince another to unknowingly enjoy your sh!t smell.

2. Rebranding: Cover up and hide your sent in another's indiscretions.

Wife: "Tee-Hee, I just did a poo smell..."
Husband: (tactfully releases SBD, then pretends to be displeased) "Phew hun, that one was a 'good' one. You sure beat me for the day!"
Pleased wife: "Tee-Hee."

Trojan fart.

by King Vern November 22, 2014

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