A person who forcibly jerks off dogs to make it produce "snow" (semen) and proceeds to lick it up freaky style. The person then proceeds to have an intense meltdown for 30 minutes because he got high on the dog's semen.
by UbearAq March 6, 2024
Get the Snow eater mug.A senior male originally from Newfoundland. He currently resides in Ontario, but likes to eat pussy simultaneously/concurrently while vacationing in Cuba, specifically. His impressive sexual prowess makeshim a hero of sorts to younger generations who have seemingly forgot the fine art of pussy eating. The fact that a 'Caribbean Pussy Eater' demands a minimum of two pussies/session only adds to his mystique and honed skills. A 'Caribbean Pussy Eater' typically has the following legal name - "Herb" Or, as their dedicated followers like to appropriately call them "Hugh".
Jason: "Yes ba, how are ya?"
Michael: "Good ba, one me way to Herbs for a drink"
Jason: "How's herb ba?"
Michael: "He just got back from Cuba and get this: he had a threesome with two young ones from Pictou, Nova Scotia. They both recently went through divorces and hit it off with Herb when they discovered he was a 'Caribbean Pussy Eater'".
Jason: "Man! I had no clue herb was a Caribbean Pussy Eater. He needs to teach us his methods"
Michael:"Fucking right he does!"
Michael: "Good ba, one me way to Herbs for a drink"
Jason: "How's herb ba?"
Michael: "He just got back from Cuba and get this: he had a threesome with two young ones from Pictou, Nova Scotia. They both recently went through divorces and hit it off with Herb when they discovered he was a 'Caribbean Pussy Eater'".
Jason: "Man! I had no clue herb was a Caribbean Pussy Eater. He needs to teach us his methods"
Michael:"Fucking right he does!"
by JayBrew March 15, 2024
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by exxtuhcee June 26, 2021
Get the window licking paste eater mug.To be a rock eater, you need 3 things:
1. A Subaru car (SUV, Preferably)
2. Friends with benefits partner
3. American Eagle Wardrobe
1. A Subaru car (SUV, Preferably)
2. Friends with benefits partner
3. American Eagle Wardrobe
Ian: Yo Jack how them rocks tastin'?
Jack: Amazing, Igneous rocks just went in season. You know I'm a serious Rock Eater.
Ian: Make sure you drop me some off.
Jack: Will do, I have to keep them away from my ugly dog anyways.
Alban: Leave brothaaaa
Jack: Amazing, Igneous rocks just went in season. You know I'm a serious Rock Eater.
Ian: Make sure you drop me some off.
Jack: Will do, I have to keep them away from my ugly dog anyways.
Alban: Leave brothaaaa
by Subterra July 9, 2021
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