duck butter

The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex. Better known as santorum.

After I finished your mom last night, her duck butter stained the sheets.

by Bok May 17, 2006

fuck a duck

As used in engineering: A post-disaster exclamation.

"The servo faulted again. Fuck a duck."

Also extreme circumstances:

"This isn't going to work - it hasn't got enough torque. Fuck a fucking duck."

by perisoft January 1, 2004

Drown A Duck

Term refers to a fart that starts off normal but takes a turn for the worse when it sounds like gurgaling towards the end.

Dude, you just drowned a fucking duck.

by Mackdaddy61 February 24, 2005

pluck duck

a fugly girl. Most of the time thinks she is the shit but everyone hates her and she is a roody poo

That girl thinks she is so cool and pretty she aint nothin but an ole pluck duck

by LIL RED April 30, 2006

Duck Butter

The Sweat around ones balls causing them to stick to the sides of ones legs

I've got a killer batch of Duck Butter in my pants

by Christopher Brown October 2, 2005

Duck Soup

Duck Soup is a gathering of sad and single people on a Sunday night making one last ditch effort to 'get lucky' at the weekend. Duck Soup is often frequented by lonely cougars, and fag hags but never a hottie (unless they are there to make sport of all the losers).

This phrase was coined after the 1933 movie of the same title, directed by Leo McCarey, written by Bert Kalmar and Harry Ruby and starring the Marx brothers.

A gathering of Duck Soup is aptly named, because Groucho Marx described Duck Soup... '"Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together.'

In other words, all the left over or inferior crap thrown in together, but nothing exotic or tasty. thus we are in human terms left with overweight, balding, sweaty men and women, none of whom are attractive, all trying to score each other.

Jeffy; Damn Jo, look at all of these sad lonely people here at the house of Ales, whats going on?

Jo: Its Sunday night Jeffy, they are Duck Soup!

by The Padre October 20, 2009

Wet Duck

Wet Duck: (Basic: An item one wants that's unreasonably stupid) 1: A mythical swimming bird, supposedly of the Anatidae specie who’s plumage, unlike the plumage of all known and classified duck subspecies, can actually absorb and retain water. This alleged characteristic would preclude a true duck’s natural buoyancy, rendering the bird unable to swim and, therefore making it useless as a duck. To enable full and true performance, all ducks are made with the ability to remain dry even in a driving rain, (i.e., “water off a duck’s back”). Therefore, one cannot acquire a wet duck. They are not made. 2: Any component, material or feature thereof with a specification which is unreasonable, because: A) it cannot be acquired. B) If it can possibly be acquired, said component or material will be of extraordinary expense and/or require an extraordinary lead time, usually both, and thus compromising the schedule and budget of a project. C) Any material item that a person wants that is simply not available.
Typical usage: To describe something that an engineer wants to put into his design that is not available on the planet. He is usually obstinate in refusing to accept rational arguments otherwise. Female engineers do not typically share this character flaw with their male counterparts.

Gregory insists he must have a hydrogen fuel cell powered vibrator for his girlfriend, so as to save on AA-battery costs. It's not the first wet duck he's tried to find. He must be an engineer.

by Traveling Mule November 11, 2005