Jew Diving

The act of sniffing someones asshole.
Mostly done by Jews, due to their enormous noses

Hey look at that man! He's Jew diving.

by blackjew1423 March 17, 2020

scooby-diving suit

A U.B.D. for your pooch-pal.

Now dat he's been fitted for a scooby-diving suit, da '70's-and-'80's-kids' favorite Great Dane can now help his super-sleuth owner look for evidence in lakes and rivers, as well as on dry land.

by QuacksO March 19, 2020

nonline dating

Currently, the inadvisability of seeking a stranger online.

Her chronic belief that she'd discover a perfect man through the Internet was relegated, for the foreseeable future, to nonline dating.

by Monkey's Dad April 21, 2020

Expiration dating

Engaging in romantic relationships that due to practical circumstance or mutual agreement have a definite end date, yet both partners remain committed to the relationship until that end date.

"Is Kylie still dating that guy she was seeing during study abroad?"

"No, they were just expiration dating. It ended when she moved back home. They sure made the most of their summer together though."

by PghYinzer August 1, 2020

Halal dating

Halal dating isn’t really a thing because it leads into other sexual behavior which is not halal, it’s called zina and the prophet Muhammad warmed us not to get near to it before marriage, so yes and no at the same time

Person 1: can I date ur daughter the halal way by halal dating
Sheikh: I don’t know if I can trust you

Person 1: I won’t commit zina

Sheikh: halal dating almost always leads zina:)

by Huhwhadhabben September 19, 2020

fake dating

Fake dating When 2 people act like they're in a relationship for social gain

I can't believe Natalia and josh are fake dating again.

by fake dating September 22, 2020

Cliff Diving

Hanging your mask off one ear

Morgan tried to start a cliff diving trend but it never really caught on :(

by Cboan October 23, 2020