Daved

Drunk enough to try dance and fall flat on the ground like Santan Dave on his 21st birthday

Person 1: yo wtf happened yesterday?
Person 2: fuck bro I can’t even remember we was daved
Person 3: Oi fuck it I’m getting daved again tonight

by realsav223 June 7, 2019

Done a Dave

Falling asleep with a girl instead of having sex

I Done a Dave last night

by Fairy princess 11 December 4, 2019