the david barbo

the david barbo is when you're in a public place, such as a grocery store or shopping mall, and you sneeze all over the lower back of an unsuspecting woman, usually bent over with her lower back exposed.

Girl was so fine, I followed her through the spaghetti aisle, and when she went for the bottom shelf sauce, I hit her with the David Barbo!!

by notjimmeratall March 27, 2017

David Pilar

David Pilar is a gay mentally retarded asshole who likes to cry like a little bitch. He is really gay and loves to fuck any dick he sees, including animals. He loves to touch and sexually harass little boys. He is so gay that even gay people run away from him. He has a crooked tooth and is mentally retarded so if u see him run away. he also has really small dick and loves megan banta(ugly ass girl)

David is really gay
David Pilar is a gay dumbass bitch that loves guys

by JUan23562 April 28, 2017

Jonathan-David

A sexual act involving highly dextrous activity.

A woman who always talked openly about her promiscuity was approached by an old friend one day. The friend inquired as to what her ideal sexual encounter is. Upon answering with simply "A Jonathan-David," the friend asked her to elaborate. So she says in response, "If I'm not tied down, being choked, having my hair pulled, bent over, leg over one shoulder, with a little toe in my asshole, it's not a Jonathan-David night!"

by TheOriginalJ-D January 22, 2013

David Bond

A person who is to achieve huge greatness in their lives. They are of high intelligence. Most likely an intellectual, a Metal head and big into Politics. Most of the time, you see them as an Anarchist. They despise authority. Noted to do irrational actions to make any point possible. Dangerous, yet sexy. Approach at caution, unless a sexy lady, then it's okay.

Random Party Lady: I mean, who does something like that? Just throws random wine glasses at the Police?

Random Party Dude: Only David Bond does that.

by Vincent Cross March 10, 2011

David Chidlow

The sexiest and most powerful man in the world. Period.

John: I wish I was as sexy as David Chidlow he gets poon everyday.

Jim: Indeed, he is soo poweful!!

by TheRealGucciMane69 July 26, 2011

David Muir

Born Nov. 8, 1973, David Muir is the evening news anchor for ABC's flagship broadcast, "World News Tonight with David Muir," as of September 2, 2014. He has been called the "Brad Pitt of the evening news" and was named one of People's "Sexiest Men Alive,"...which are just the most interesting "awards" among his many others - Emmys and Edward R. Murrows. Because the truth is told, we all watch ABC see this stunning, gorgeous man who owns America's heart - David doesn't do the news; he IS the news. With chocolate hair, melting brown eyes, and a model physique - don't forget the killer style - David blows up his Instagram alongside his buddy, the darling puppy, Axel.

His newscast is the most-watched show across all of television. Even before that asserted the newscast's place with the most viewers, he also has the loyal Muir band who amass his social media to ca. half a million followers. It's no wonder Kelly Ripa and us love him - it's no wonder. From interviewing the pope, policing with Barack Obama, and getting the first interview with President Trump, we say his record and resume match that beautiful smile.

The easier definition would be this : my future husband! Yes, fine, 'my' can be 'your.'

David Muir hosts the most-watched newscast in America.

by DancerHeaven October 26, 2020

David Bowie

he reminds us of the babe.
What babe?
The babe with the power.
What power?
The power of Voodoo
Who do?
He do!
Do what?
REMINDS US OF THE BABE.

person im talking to: *casually mentions David Bowie*
me as soon as as i hear the true name of Ziggy Stardust:I SAW MY BAAABYYY
CRYIN HARD AS BABE COULD CRY

by MesmerEyesTheSimpleMinded September 27, 2021