Comfort slut

A person who quickly acclimates to new people and environments. Particularly in new relationships he or she may make themselves at home in a partners life almost immediately

That comfort slut brought a pillow a toothbrush and a French press over on our first date

by Zorrocat June 16, 2015

Commodus Interuptus

Bowel movement deliberately interrupted due to external situations or circumstances.

When you are taking a dump and you suddenly have Commodus Interuptus due to the pizza delivery guy showing up 15 minutes early.

by Tito C. May 8, 2008

freshmanitis (commonly known as faggotitis)

Freshmanitis:most commonly diagnosed to freshman,
this disease is caught by freshman from odd upper classmen, and is highly contagious.

Symptoms include: extremely low amounts of spirit, sitting on your ass during pep rallies, and pretty much anything else annoying including not wanting to yell or express happiness

This disease has no cure, but it eventually goes away once the person with the illness becomes a sophomore. Only the odd children are uncurable and will stay infected to then pass it on to the lower class men.

Germex is reccomended to prevent the spreading.
These chlidren tend to live lives of social isolation, mimicking the faggetry portrayed in high school, in a sad attempt to do normal things.

freshmanitis (commonly known as faggotitis)
Jim: "Dude, That pep rally sucked."
Bob: "Yeah, all because of the freshman."
Jim: "I hate them, man!"
Bob: "It's just freshmanitis. You had it too."
Jim: "...Yeah...I know"

by noahgaudreau69 March 28, 2011

Combo

The art of puting scr-, bl-, gr-, or any other two letters in front of a common word to create a rhyming sentence. Also known as the Art of Comboing. In order to combo, you must have a 110 plee or larger. If your flacid isn't hard 24/7, dont bother trying to combo.

Scralec: "Yo Scruntaaaa!"
Scrunter: "Whoa what's goin on here flagget..."
Scralec: "Scruntaaaa!"
Scrunter "Whoaaa peace out scromescrog, keep that scring hard"
Scralec: "Sorry i dont amount to your level Scruntaaaa, ill never be there."
Scrunter: "Obviously chunks, holla back!?! I rape grubs, i rape nubbs, i hate pp lickers, knick knack patty scrack give a grog a blone!"
Scralec: (is so amazed by the combo he beats the meat and skeet skeets)

by Zach Hunter February 9, 2009

Common Sense

Gay ass, no name ska band from California who sued an MC of that same name over copyright infringement.

Everyone knows who Common Sense the rapper is, but no one can remember who Common Sense the ska band was.

by Omega Death December 29, 2004

comedy of the commons

slapstick, three-stooges stuff

That there on the TV is some comedy of the commons.

by doodooface September 5, 2003

Hot Commodity

The by-product of nuclear wings and too many beers (usually the fine brand Upper Canadian).

Dude, did you see that Hot Commodity at the end of the dock?

Nah, I didn't want to intrude.

by Pappa Largo December 26, 2008