half commando

The act of wearing underwear in which the elasticity has been lost in the waist band.

Jane: Why you keep messing with your pants. Its annoying.
Dick: My underwear keep falling down; I guess I'm going half commando.

by Olin Oden December 25, 2007

Eleventh Commandment

"Do not bullshit thy father."

Quote made by Jenny Cavilleri in the 1970 movie Love Story, refering to what her father told her when she was going to Marry a millionair

Jenny - "He reminded me of the Eleventh Commandment."
Oliver - "Eleventh?"
Jenny - "Do not bullshit thy father."

by freund April 13, 2010

Battalion Commander

Involuntary anal sex using dip spit as lubricant. Performed by a commanding officer on a lower ranked enlisted soldier.

After being on medhold for several months, the private started to feel as if he were going to become the next victim of the Battalion Commander.

by Charlie Survivor September 24, 2013

Knight commander

Kc<Vc If you joined "Kc" instead of "Vc" then get a life vc are so sexy but kc is better sike i lied kc is so dry.

A "knight commander" is a bad "player" in a game called pmebge

by Sodaman123 July 9, 2021

Comment Fest

In MySpace, when a person receives seemingly endless comments from like a dozen different people to the point where he/she ends up with like 3-4 pages full of comments.

MySpacer #1: Dude last night i had like this massive Comment Fest with like 15 different people!

MySpacer #2: How many comments did you get in total?

MySpacer #1: I got like 327 comments in total!

by El S3x0 October 16, 2008

commando grandma

A Commando grandma is one that teaches her grandchildren how to help out there mom and dad by teaching them how to do easy household chores like dishes etc. Therefore she is often viewed as a commando grandma working to get things done, especially with young kids, while they learn as they work.

Colin wiped the inside of the microwave out while his sisters did the dishes together, they had a blast ...........while commando grandma teached them.

by Cransdell December 13, 2006

ASPCA commercial

1)aspca commercial(adj.)- Something so sad, that will make almost anyone anyone cry till they die.

2)(adj).- a state of awkwardness when someone else cries because of something sad but you can't seem to shed a tear.

1)man, i just broke up with my girlfriend, it was like an ASPCA commercial.

2) I just had an ASPCA commercial moment right there, my girlfriend still cried because her dog died, I can't even put on a sad face. she now hates me

by almightynino July 25, 2016