coffee

something that taste like shit but we still appreciate.

me : shut up and give me some coffee.

by ValIsDesperate April 17, 2019

Coffee

A name given to a stimulating feeling that represents amphetamine though largely inferior.

Going to turn on the coffee pot on you better behave!

by Creature44 February 27, 2019

coffee queen

a basic white girl that comes to school every morning with the same coffee and brags about it for hours when really no one cares, adds 1 or 2 sugars to her coffee because she’s scared of coffee without sugar and people bully her :/
has started drinking coffee for nearly 3 years now and she makes her friends drink coffee and now they’re obsessed #happyfamily

omg she made me start drinking coffee what a coffee queen

she has 2 sugars in her coffee ?? um yuck

by xdrawrrrr May 30, 2019

Coffee mug.exe

this is a coffee mug but on a mug? Go buy one

i have a coffee mug that says Coffee mug.exe

by oi man April 30, 2019

coffee mug.exe

Just go search it

get a coffee mug.exe

by oi man April 30, 2019

coffee

Colloquial term for anything so perfect, it cannot be described by any other means.

Have you ever seen Inception? That movie is coffee.

by FuckMountEverest May 1, 2019

blah-feeling coffee-drinking

When someone drinks caffeinated coffee to boost energy.

I had a blah-feeling coffee-drinking this morning. I'm ready 'till my lunch break!

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019