by commiepissbaby69420 November 5, 2020
Get the Cleanmug. Freeze cleaning is an ancient form of cleaning brought forth by the Mayans, who learned it from Martian taskmasters.
The Martians, who had advanced technology, used freeze cleaning to dust peripheral computer equipment and also their clothing. Due to the unique fibres which composed their clothing articles, freeze cleaning was the only viable method to clean their clothes without damage.
Spanish conquistadors learned of this technique while decimating the Mayan population, and banished it due to its "unholy" qualities.
Before the freeze cleaning hut was destroyed, a few rogue cleaning elders transcribed the process onto cave walls. This was discovered in the 20th century by explorer Huron Livingston, who advocated for its use on a wide scale.
Unfortunately, companies such as Tide and All paid up to the right congresspeople to block the patent. Freeze cleaning remains largely a myth, but those who employ its use are generally exalted as wise sages of human beings.
The Martians, who had advanced technology, used freeze cleaning to dust peripheral computer equipment and also their clothing. Due to the unique fibres which composed their clothing articles, freeze cleaning was the only viable method to clean their clothes without damage.
Spanish conquistadors learned of this technique while decimating the Mayan population, and banished it due to its "unholy" qualities.
Before the freeze cleaning hut was destroyed, a few rogue cleaning elders transcribed the process onto cave walls. This was discovered in the 20th century by explorer Huron Livingston, who advocated for its use on a wide scale.
Unfortunately, companies such as Tide and All paid up to the right congresspeople to block the patent. Freeze cleaning remains largely a myth, but those who employ its use are generally exalted as wise sages of human beings.
"I freeze cleaned my keyboard to remove the dust."
"I freeze cleaned my jeans."
"Freeze cleaning is a great method for removing dust."
"I freeze cleaned my jeans."
"Freeze cleaning is a great method for removing dust."
by Johnathon_Meyers August 2, 2012
Get the Freeze cleaningmug. "I searched him and his luggage, and he was clean"
by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024
Get the cleanmug. The shake and clean is when you put 20ml of Propylhexedrine Acetate (1 cotton. Acetate isn't suitable for making crystals) or 20ml of 216mg+ Propylhexedrine HCl (5ml water + 0.5ml Muriatic acid HCl submerge cotton in a beer mug, then clean Benzedrex cotton with 15ml water and have 20ml Propylhexedrine HCl solution with Lavender oil and Menthol) and 10ml of either Corn oil (corn oil isn't suitable for crystals), Charcoal Lighter Fluid (Hexanes, drinking up to 1ml is somewhat safe, but any more and bad stuff couls happen because it has trace amounts of Benzene), or n-Pentane solvent (Pure Pentane is so safe, you can drink 50ml of it and not die) and shake the plastic bottle for 1 to 5 minute. Then put it in a Ziplock Bag and drain the bottom layer and keep it and discard the top Hexanes layer. Then add 5ml to 10ml of 40% ethanol (Vodka) and maybe 1ml 99% Isopropyl Alcohol and evaporate on a Bovado Borosilicate Glass cooking dish and then freeze the liquid Propylhexedrine HCl in the freezer for an hour to make solid Propylhexedrine HCl crystals.
by GreenHexagon October 10, 2024
Get the Shake and Cleanmug. Pogo Johnny kicked me in the head,
Aimin' for the floorboards but they picked me up instead
Through the ringing of the night before
Said, 'the engines running gotta pay a call'
Johnny drove the halftrack
'Cause we could not find the jeep
Wake me in the morning gotta get some sleep
Driving all night out of fear
Got in the ribs every time he changed gear
Aimin' for the floorboards but they picked me up instead
Through the ringing of the night before
Said, 'the engines running gotta pay a call'
Johnny drove the halftrack
'Cause we could not find the jeep
Wake me in the morning gotta get some sleep
Driving all night out of fear
Got in the ribs every time he changed gear
I'm gonna take a ride, gonna pick up the team
Gonna go where we've never been
I'm gonna, take a ride gonna pick up the team
(Pickin' up, pickin' up the team)
God you know how it's hard to keep the fighting clean
Clean clean
Clean clean
Clean clean
Pogo Johnny gonna fight the war
Chaplain in the morning at the local liquor store
Pogo coughin' bad from diesel fumes
Johnny tell the chaplain go and polish his tombs
Lying on the wasteground with a blanket on his face
Indicating that he's left the human race
Helmet open where the world came in
Gotta keep your head if you wanna win
I'm gonna take a ride, gonna pick up the team
Gonna go where we've never been
I'm gonna, take a ride gonna pick up the team
(picking up, pickin' up the team)
God you know it's hard to keep the fighting clean
clean clean
clean clean
clean clean
clean clean
Squad, quick march! Squad Dis-miss!
Clean clean
Clean clean
Clean clean
Clean clean
Clean clean
Lost a million in our very first attack
Clean clean
Don't you worry cause you know we'll get them back
Clean clean
Lost a million in our very first attack
Clean clean
Don't you worry cause you know we'll get them back
Gonna go where we've never been
I'm gonna, take a ride gonna pick up the team
(Pickin' up, pickin' up the team)
God you know how it's hard to keep the fighting clean
Clean clean
Clean clean
Clean clean
Pogo Johnny gonna fight the war
Chaplain in the morning at the local liquor store
Pogo coughin' bad from diesel fumes
Johnny tell the chaplain go and polish his tombs
Lying on the wasteground with a blanket on his face
Indicating that he's left the human race
Helmet open where the world came in
Gotta keep your head if you wanna win
I'm gonna take a ride, gonna pick up the team
Gonna go where we've never been
I'm gonna, take a ride gonna pick up the team
(picking up, pickin' up the team)
God you know it's hard to keep the fighting clean
clean clean
clean clean
clean clean
clean clean
Squad, quick march! Squad Dis-miss!
Clean clean
Clean clean
Clean clean
Clean clean
Clean clean
Lost a million in our very first attack
Clean clean
Don't you worry cause you know we'll get them back
Clean clean
Lost a million in our very first attack
Clean clean
Don't you worry cause you know we'll get them back
by Death Menace May 24, 2022
Get the Clean Cleanmug. When your friend poops in your girlfriends ear so you put your dick in it so it comes out the other ear. While it oozes out you catch it in a cup and mix it with pee and eat it. After that you kiss your girlfriend while you have bits of poop in your teeth and make her eat it
by SirJalen February 23, 2017
Get the cleaning the blow holemug. by Soak in the bath June 12, 2019
Get the Clean Shavenmug.