Clean

Clean is what dirt is when you put soap on the dirt.

Wow, that dirt sure cleaned up nicely.

Nice bath soap!

Be right back, I have to go put dishes in the dirtwasher.

by bobsyouruncle22 June 8, 2018

clean breaker

When you’re taking a shit and are able to break the log off without leaving any shit residue behind on your asshole.

“Damn, I had a clean breaker! I didn’t need to use any toilet paper at all!”

Or

“Man, I wasn’t able to shit the whole log out before I broke it off and now I have shit on my asshole. I was hoping for a clean breaker but now I’m gonna have to wipe my asshole a lot!”

by Framer June 10, 2018

Clean Linen

Sheets you have to clean because heinous acts have occurred on it.

Have to get a clean linen, Hannah was wild last night.

by Fingerpainter August 9, 2022

Cleaning

Wanting to clean your apartment but instead just watching love island for 6 hours and crying

"Hey Brenna, what're you up to after class?"
"Oh not a lot, just cleaning"

by BiggestBrainBoi August 29, 2022

Clean

Something that is pure and clear. Pristine like.
Unchanged nor cruel.
Not bewildered, just in its original form.

And something you will never find in urban dictionary.

That piece of cloth is extremely clean.

by I love writing September 3, 2022

Piss Cleaned

When you have someone over to impress, so you piss on the brown stain in your toilet to get rid of it before they see it.

She had to go to the bathroom, thank god i piss cleaned that nasty stain before she saw it.

by ZeusSeesAll521 November 14, 2022

Squeaky Clean

A way to describe the act of sex.

Daniel: I got squeaky clean with the boys last night
Kyle: Same

by dom766 October 2, 2022