When this old lady at midnight mass on Christmas implies that you are going to have sex with your brother later tonight because you were holding hands during the our father.
by Kyle Boedeker December 28, 2008
Get the Cleaning the plowmug. A fake increase in cleaning standards just prior to having friends over to your place.
Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.
Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.
For fucks sake - forget about picking up the leaves. We’ve gotta start the fake clean early, Barbi and Richard are coming for dinner!
by Smooax September 4, 2020
Get the FAKE CLEANmug. by Pushed a little too hard December 3, 2018
Get the Clean up in aisle 1mug. “Yo, did you fuck that artist?”
“Damn right I did!”
“I’m betting you creativity cleaned her up”
“Course bro”
“Damn right I did!”
“I’m betting you creativity cleaned her up”
“Course bro”
by neverwyaed March 26, 2023
Get the Creativity Cleanmug. by Clean log November 17, 2017
Get the Clean logmug. When you are about to get your ass eaten you do one last emergency wipe right beforehand to ensure you are clean for the ass consumer.
by Raven Kaulitz January 15, 2023
Get the Clean the Tablemug. This was invented by a Instagram, mom of two girls and she created this holiday cleaning for when the holidays come around you’re less likely to be frustrated and overwhelmed by all the cooking done in the kitchen she loves family and is dedicated to serving Others in the kitchen not only is she a hard-working mom and dedicated to freezing meals and preparing meals ahead of time to stay focused and less in the kitchen but also serving her family holiday cooking is important and the holidays and so is cleaning after. September is the month of tidying and is a special event, it begins before the holiday season and decorating. Then you begin by taking all of the items that you have in your shelves in the kitchen and cabinets. Do this before you take all the cans your pantry everything out of the fridges and you clean everything from top to bottom to re-organize and regroup to see everything that you need for the holidays not the other way around it’s best to have a fresh start know what you have in your pantry so when the holidays come around you’re ready to go and you won’t have to worry about cleaning again until spring.
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I’m so happy I completed my holiday cleaning.
I feel like I completely change my life, it feels like a future gift to my future self.
I feel like I completely change my life, it feels like a future gift to my future self.
by Brokenheartedval89 September 8, 2019
Get the Holiday Cleanmug.